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Since the other Terra won't let me give The Talk, I figure I'll make it up to you kids by passing out some candy. ♥ Don't worry, it's not spiked. [wide, innocent smile.] 
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[identity profile] owwie-my-head.livejournal.com 2008-03-19 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
I won't eat him, promise, I'll take really good care of him! We need to get a fish tank for him, though, and some colored rocks and a little castle he can play in and some of that floaty green crap and where the hell do you think the nearest pet store is?

[identity profile] etpaxinterra.livejournal.com 2008-03-19 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
It's just around the riverbend!

[identity profile] owwie-my-head.livejournal.com 2008-03-19 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
... Can I borrow some munny to buy all that crap? [shifty look] And when is the beta-Terra going to show up? I WANT CANDY [whines]

[identity profile] etpaxinterra.livejournal.com 2008-03-19 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
No, you can't borrow some munny, because somebody emptied out my wallet while I was in the pool. Now who could that have been...?

[identity profile] owwie-my-head.livejournal.com 2008-03-19 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
IS THAT SO? THAT'S REALLY UNFORTUNATE, I MEAN, WHO WOULD DO THAT, WHAT A SCUMBAG, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [COMPLETELY INNOCENT, NO REALLY]

[identity profile] etpaxinterra.livejournal.com 2008-03-19 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
It is, isn't it? Now I can't afford to take you to the amusement park this weekend.

[identity profile] owwie-my-head.livejournal.com 2008-03-19 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
O-oh. That's- [can't hold it in any longer] I'M SORRY TERRA IT WAS ME. I NEEDED TO BUY THONGS. You forgive me, though, right?? [teary-eyed]

[identity profile] etpaxinterra.livejournal.com 2008-03-19 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
THONGS? VEN, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T INTERESTED IN THE SEX STUFF.

[identity profile] owwie-my-head.livejournal.com 2008-03-19 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'M NOT, I THOUGHT THONGS WERE FOOD! I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WENT ON A LADY'S-

IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE.

[identity profile] etpaxinterra.livejournal.com 2008-03-19 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
ON A LADY'S WHAT? WHAT PART OF A LADY DID YOU SAY THEY GO ON?

[identity profile] owwie-my-head.livejournal.com 2008-03-19 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
... ACTUALLY I'M NOT SURE, JUST THAT THEY GO ON A LADY, AND IT'S SOMEWHERE I DON'T REALLY KNOW ABOUT.

[identity profile] etpaxinterra.livejournal.com 2008-03-19 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
VEN, I THINK YOU NEED A BASIC BIOLOGY COURSE. HOW 'BOUT WE JUST SKIP THAT WHOLE KEYBLADE THING UNTIL YOU GET THIS STUFF FIGURED OUT?

[identity profile] owwie-my-head.livejournal.com 2008-03-19 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT, NO. KEYBLADES ARE WAY COOLER THAN BIOLOGY. I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT GIRLPARTS IN ORDER TO KICK SOME ASS.
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