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[etpaxinterra.livejournal.com]

Since the other Terra won't let me give The Talk, I figure I'll make it up to you kids by passing out some candy. ♥ Don't worry, it's not spiked. [wide, innocent smile.] 

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[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY? Oh man, Terra, you're the best!

[etpaxinterra.livejournal.com]

Of course I am, Ven. What, were you starting to doubt me?

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

What? NO WAY, you know I'd never doubt you. So when do we get candy? And why would people think it's spiky?

[incinerare.livejournal.com]

Wow, that didn't sound sinister at all. Good job.

[etpaxinterra.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I try my best not to alert the general population to my evil plans.

[purebrotherlove.livejournal.com]

... Candy?

[etpaxinterra.livejournal.com]

...in a few minutes. [evil grin friendly smile.] We don't want to leave the beta-Terra out of the fun, right?

[etpaxinterra.livejournal.com]

Candy. Delicious candy.

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

Beta-Terra? You mean there's a version of you here that's a FISH? DUDE. THAT'S AWESOME. CAN I KEEP HIM?

[purebrotherlove.livejournal.com]

Is it...commoner candy?

[etpaxinterra.livejournal.com]

...yes. There is. Don't eat him, or I will be VERY upset with you.

[etpaxinterra.livejournal.com]

No. It's royal candy.

[sorabug.livejournal.com]

I want candy!! Roxas and me are gonna put it on the candy spaceship!

[purebrotherlove.livejournal.com]

But. Roxas and I eat Royal Candy all the time. There's no fun in that.

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

I won't eat him, promise, I'll take really good care of him! We need to get a fish tank for him, though, and some colored rocks and a little castle he can play in and some of that floaty green crap and where the hell do you think the nearest pet store is?

[todomarishi]

Why? Just... why?

I never thought I'd see the day when the heart symbol was a beacon of all things corrupt and evil.

[etpaxinterra.livejournal.com]

It's just around the riverbend!

[etpaxinterra.livejournal.com]

How about Magical Royal Candy?

[etpaxinterra.livejournal.com]

No. You don't get any candy.

[sorabug.livejournal.com]

Why not?!

[etpaxinterra.livejournal.com]

Come on, don't you trust me?

[etpaxinterra.livejournal.com]

Because candy spaceships pollute our environment.

[todomarishi]

No.

[purebrotherlove.livejournal.com]

...There is Magical Royal Candy?!

[sorabug.livejournal.com]

No they don't!!