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Sora!

[not as planned. adults always seem to get panicked when it comes to babies.]

Nuh-uh. They just gotta kiss.

[even though that possibly makes babies.]

Yeah!

First they kiss, and then Miss Riku lady gets fat and has baby cowboy Rikus!

[this makes all the sense in the world to him, really.]

[there are not adequate words to describe how hard she just facepalmed.]

No. I'm not having any babies, and I'm not kissing him.

[ Riku has hair that conveniently covers his face -- well, someone has to be embarrassed about all of this. ]

[look at the face he's making now, Girlyku. why you do this.]

Not even one kiss?

[have that face twofold, Rikus.]

There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl

Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
Possible she wants you too
There is one way to ask her
It don't take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl

[looks from Kai to Sora to Riku. gee thanks for the help, male me.]

No. I--

[what the hell is that music.]

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[ no, Riku really isn't much help at all, is he? in fact, he's laughing a little underneath his hand. ]

[but Riku, he was looking so forward to this.]

Just a little one?

[THOSE EYES ARE GETTING TEARY, RIKUS, STOP RUINING HIS FUN.]

Pretty pleeeeeeease?

[he's not any help at all. trying to be patient over here, pinching the bridge of her nose and ignoring anything other than the kids.]

Where did this idea come from?

[ Riku's a bit more good-natured on the matter, although he never claimed to be good with kids. he adjusts his hat slightly and puts on a stern face. ]

[MAKING A SADFACE.]

We were in th' kitchen cookin' an' then we thought we should have Riku with us next time 'cause Rikus are smart, an' then we though th' boy Riku an' th' girl Riku should meet, an' then wondered what would happen if they kissed. An' then we thought that baby Rikus would be super smart, but then we remembered that y'need t' be older t' have babies, so we decided to find bigger Rikus.

[...breathes.]

[nods emphatically every so often while Kai explains.]

Yeah! What Kai said!

[... glances to Riku, unsure of how to handle this, exactly. well, obviously the answer is no, but a little help would be nice.]

[ ... ho boy. Riku crouches down next to the kids; guess it's time for some man talk. ]

I get what you two are sayin', I really do. But, lemme tell you somethin' about courting the ladies, alright?

[ rubs at the back of his neck. ]

It ain't just kissin' and .. there bein' babies, there's gotta be love too, you see? And love ain't really somethin' that comes easy -- you both gotta want it.

[ offers Kai and Sora each a pat on the head. ]

I'm sure that Riku's a mighty fine lady and all, but I don't think I'm the one she should be kissin'.

[...that just gets a pout.]

But you won't know if you're 'sposed to be kissing her unless you try!

[secretly amused at the terms 'courting' and 'lady', but doesn't say anything about that, being very grateful for the help. Riku's still wondering how they came up with this idea, and she shakes her head when Sora speaks.]

Not quite how it works, Sora.

[ Riku's pretty amused, himself. ]

Oh, I don't know about that, Miss. I think he's got the right idea.

But it's like I said, both people gotta want it.

[BIG PLEADING EYES UP AT BOTH RIKUS.]

[tugs on Miss Riku lady's shirt a little, just as pleading.]

[gives Riku a look at that, but doesn't say anything. she quirks an eyebrow, looking from Kai to Sora when she feels the tugging at her shirt.]

That went right over your heads, didn't it?

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as per request

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU

HERE, KEWIE :>

rofl

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