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[Sora is one successful kid; he's dragging along a certain cowboy by the hand.]

Look, Kai! Look!

You found one!

[this is going to be amazing!]

[as if she could say no to tiny!Kai. no, Riku's here, strolling in with her hands in her pockets.]

What is it, Kai?

Just c'mon!

[stops by the pinata room, and is that a tiny Sora and another Riku.]

Hi Miss Riku lady!

[drags the unfortunate cowboy on over, beaming.]

[follows Kai, stopping right behind him. hello, tiny Sora and male me.]

Hey, Sora.

[ ... now Riku has met some pretty interesting folk since getting here, but himself with breasts is a new one. he glances back between the kid, and Riku, and the kid again, before huffing a sigh and tipping his hat politely at Riku. ]

Howdy. Riku, right?

You found a good one, Sora!

[goes to stand next to the other kid, looking up at the Rikus.]

[Sora's quite pleased with himself.]

Yeah!

[nudges Kai a little, lowering his voice to a whisper.]

Do you think they'll make baby cowboy Rikus?

[nods, but she's looking down at Kai and Sora, curious as to what's going on. well, more for why they're whispering.]

Right. I'm guessing you're the same?

Yeah.

[ quirks an eyebrow at the kids. ]

What's all this about, you two?

That'd be really cool!

[grins at Sora, looking up at the Rikus for a moment again when they're spoken to.]

...you tell 'em.

You guys gotta make babies now!

[tact? this kid has none.]

[cue the staring. she looks a little baffled.]

What?

[ Riku's eyes go wide, completely shocked, and just. pulls his hat over his face for a few minutes. ]

Sora!

[not as planned. adults always seem to get panicked when it comes to babies.]

Nuh-uh. They just gotta kiss.

[even though that possibly makes babies.]

Yeah!

First they kiss, and then Miss Riku lady gets fat and has baby cowboy Rikus!

[this makes all the sense in the world to him, really.]

[there are not adequate words to describe how hard she just facepalmed.]

No. I'm not having any babies, and I'm not kissing him.

[ Riku has hair that conveniently covers his face -- well, someone has to be embarrassed about all of this. ]

[look at the face he's making now, Girlyku. why you do this.]

Not even one kiss?

[have that face twofold, Rikus.]

There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl

Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
Possible she wants you too
There is one way to ask her
It don't take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl

[looks from Kai to Sora to Riku. gee thanks for the help, male me.]

No. I--

[what the hell is that music.]

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[ no, Riku really isn't much help at all, is he? in fact, he's laughing a little underneath his hand. ]

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c:

girlyku always gets wrapped up in their shenanigans rofl

I've noticed this XD

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as per request

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU

HERE, KEWIE :>

rofl