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[battleblossom.livejournal.com]

[someone got turned into the total opposite of what they really are, rofl. Have a Gangster!Cookie, fishnets and all, holding a fucking huge machine gun, instead of her Keyblade. If you're walking past, she's pointing it at you and firing it.

















it's firing pink, bubblegum scented bubbles. C: She is convinced this is the best gun ever and is shooting bubble-gum scented, pink bubbles at everyone, fyi.]

I don't know what this outfit is but this....is lots better than a weapon-weapon. ♥!

[nevermind that she can't attack anyone now and is near-useless; if the bad guys try to summon/wield her, they get the machine-gun. C: C:  C: you know you want to try.]

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[thepathbetween.livejournal.com]

[enter the Riku in a suit and dark shades, and lugging around an alien-vaporizing bazooka over his shoulders.]

[he stands there, an eyebrow quirked as a bubble pops on his nose.]

[battleblossom.livejournal.com]

[AIMS AND FIRES--!!!







giggles!]

[thepathbetween.livejournal.com]

[... actually smiles. he wouldn't dare shoot the bazooka in her direction, however.]

[battleblossom.livejournal.com]

[yeah plz don't.]

Do you know what this outfit is?

[frowns, because whoa her boobage is like, trying to escape]

[thepathbetween.livejournal.com]

[really nice.]

I'm not sure, actually.

[battleblossom.livejournal.com]

[pouts a little bit, tugging at the little tie and frowning]

These things on my legs are itchy.

[thepathbetween.livejournal.com]

... Oh.

[clears his throat.]

[battleblossom.livejournal.com]

[frowns more.]

They won't even come off. This stupid dress, too. I can't even bend over in it!

[thepathbetween.livejournal.com]

[-- and Riku silently thanks whatever beings are watching over the dressing room that his hair hides the pink tinge of his ears.]

[battleblossom.livejournal.com]

[derp, bubbles]

Oh! I wonder if they taste like they smell!

[shoots some into her mouth and then gags]

They don't.

[:(]

[breakdownblade.livejournal.com]

.....[pink bubbles what. hi, Atra's been bitten by a spider this Halloween.]

HAHAHA.

[battleblossom.livejournal.com]

[....lol doesn't know who you are so have bubbles]

EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING HE LOOKS LIKE SPIDERMAN. IT HAD TO BE DONE.

[breakdownblade.livejournal.com]

........of all of the things it can fire, why pink bubbles.

[that voice might be familiar.]

/DIES FOREVER

[battleblossom.livejournal.com]

[BEAMS AT!]

Atra~

[have a hug! the gun vanishes and then she frowns a little, looking up at him and poking at his mask]

...Why do you have stripes...?

8D

[breakdownblade.livejournal.com]

Someone said this was supposed to be "Spiderman".

....this place has a weird sense of humor.

[SO MISSING THE ASS CAPE BECAUSE THIS THING KEEPS RIDING UP--/SHOT FOR MOVIE REFERENCE]

Re: 8D

[battleblossom.livejournal.com]

...Spiderman?

I don't know what it is.

[pokes pokes pokes then oh hey, it lifts up, have her lifting it up to your nose now, and smiling a little, letting it stop there]

I like this more than the mask.

[breakdownblade.livejournal.com]

That person said he was supposed to be some kind of Superhero from comics.

[ffft] Easier to remove? Though whatever forced us into this won't let me remove the mask all the way.

i'm going to hell for this joke.

[battleblossom.livejournal.com]

[you know she's just going to try it now. :|]

H-haha, superhero~? Oh oh oh! I saw a joke on TV, but I didn't get it, do you want to hear it?

lol what

[breakdownblade.livejournal.com]

[stuck up to his nose lol.]

...what?

Re: lol what

[battleblossom.livejournal.com]

[TUGTUG, then gives up. :(]

[ooc; the joke is this one: Superman's flying about the place, being a smarmy all-american, as usual. He flies past Wonderwoman's house, and cracks out the old X-ray vision to have a sneaky peek at her and see what she's doing

He spies her lying on her bed, legs apart, totally naked.

"Oh wow prime opportunity," he thinks.

So he pops down faster than a speeding bullet, nails her, and is zipping home feeling pretty pleased with himself within about 0.3 seconds.

Wonderwoman immediately yells "What the hell was that?"

The Invisible Man gets up off her, and promptly answers, "I have no idea, but my ass hurts."

--

/goes to hell. She told it in a much less crude way but totally doesn't get it]

HAHAHAHA I KNOW THAT JOKE

[breakdownblade.livejournal.com]

......................

[his brain. you have broken it.]

hahahaha i copypasted and edited from where i found it online cuz i couldn't remember it all

[battleblossom.livejournal.com]

[BIG SMILE]

Do you get it? I don't.

[eyes your lips]

Our History prof told us that one. >: yes, he's weird.

[breakdownblade.livejournal.com]

....

...I think it's better if you didn't.

that's so awesome

[battleblossom.livejournal.com]

..What?

Why? You get it! Tell me! I told it so you have to explain it!

[pouts up at him]

he tells dirty jokes throughout the lecture. >>

[breakdownblade.livejournal.com]

...

...[has no idea how he's going to explain it to someone like her though. lol does she even know what sex is.]