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[someone order a prince (complete with crown)? if so, you might want your money back, because this prince is an Axel, lounging on a couch in the main room, looking faintly amused over the situation as a whole.]

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For your ego? Maybe~

[cocky grin]

Now what makes you think that?

Just a hunch really. Am I wrong?

Maybe, maybe not.

I think I am, though. So we'll leave it at that.

Alright.

[leans back, eying her costume.]

So what're you supposed to be?

[a sigh]

Emma Frost. Why in all hell I'm an X-Men character when I don't even like X-Men that much is beyond me.

...X-Men?

[please excuse the Nobody for not knowing what the fuck that is.]

Does no one read comics around here?

Look, it's about a bunch of mutants with weird powers, either way I'm not all that interested in it or this character so I don't know why I have to be dressed up like her. Plus, this is way too revealing for my tastes.

Never had time for comics before. Maybe I should look into them.

[glances over her again.]

Could be worse.

They're a lot of fun.

Well yeah, I could be in her weird bodice and thong get up. Glad that didn't happen. This isn't a scifi con.

[you and your terminology he doesn't understand.]

Scifi con?

...never mind. It's not all that important anyway.

[leans back, fixing his crown when it tilts.]

If you say so.

I say so.

So are you a prince or a king?

What do you think?

I don't know, it's why I was asking. I suppose by how small that crown is, you're supposed to be a prince or something.

I guess I should be glad. Any bigger and the thing wouldn't stay on.

I'm sure it'd get heavy either way. So where is your kingdom and your noble steed? And don't you have princesses to save.... unless you're an evil prince who kills them. That'd be kind of cool.

[pats the couch.]

This is my kingdom and steed. Dunno about princesses though.

You have a pretty small kingdom there. You should try usurping more land.

I'm sure you'll find like five with this entire costume thing.

That would require effort.

[stretches.]

Not like I'm gonna be a prince for very long.

Ohh the dreaded effort.

I suppose so.

I wouldn't be able to keep my usurped land.

[shrugs.]

So there's no point.

Very well. [shrugs, plopping down on a chair]