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[someone order a prince (complete with crown)? if so, you might want your money back, because this prince is an Axel, lounging on a couch in the main room, looking faintly amused over the situation as a whole.]

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I guess I should be glad. Any bigger and the thing wouldn't stay on.

I'm sure it'd get heavy either way. So where is your kingdom and your noble steed? And don't you have princesses to save.... unless you're an evil prince who kills them. That'd be kind of cool.

[pats the couch.]

This is my kingdom and steed. Dunno about princesses though.

You have a pretty small kingdom there. You should try usurping more land.

I'm sure you'll find like five with this entire costume thing.

That would require effort.

[stretches.]

Not like I'm gonna be a prince for very long.

Ohh the dreaded effort.

I suppose so.

I wouldn't be able to keep my usurped land.

[shrugs.]

So there's no point.

Very well. [shrugs, plopping down on a chair]

So did you get any 'weird powers' with that costume?

I'm supposed to be telepathic but that never happened. That would have been pretty cool.

Huh. Sucks to be you, then.

[flicks a spark of fire at the ground boredly.]

I know, I'm really relatively normal compared to everyone else here.

So, what. Magic didn't exist in your world?

Can't say it did.

...weird.

Normal would be the word I'd use. But I guess it's weird for you.

Every world I've been to had at least a hint of magic.

Not mine. It's really boring compared to here.

I can imagine.

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