http://andfreesexed.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] andfreesexed.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] kingdomdressing2008-10-22 07:00 pm
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UNPROTECTED SEX IS DANGEROUS!!! Make the right choice! Use a condom!

Condoms are known to not only prevent pregnancy in women, but also protect men, women, and even hemaphrodites from S-T-Ds. That's sexually transmitted diseases. Use it or lose it!

...well, you lose it if you d-d-d-DO IT! But if you don't use condoms...YOU COULD LOSE YOUR LIIIIIFE.

DO YOU WANT TO BE A GHOST?! AND NO LONGER FEEL THAT SWEET SENSATION?

I think not.

SO, don't be a dumdum, use a CONdom!
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this is entirely your fault 8|

[identity profile] mininobody.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
What's a condom?

[identity profile] andfreesexed.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[PULLS ONE OUT OF NOWHERE AND SHOWS]

CONDOMS are magical things that guys put on their weewees to keep their inner ooze out of GIRls.

[identity profile] andfreesexed.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
SPERM. LIKE THE WHALE, ONLY LIKE A WORM.

It makes babies.

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[identity profile] endlessxsky.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
.... but...

*gapes a little, because he's planning on not being a virgin anymore real soon*

[identity profile] andfreesexed.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[POINTS A FINGER]

BUTT, you say?!

YOU, SIR, ARE A TRUE CHAMPION TO BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND THE SHEER AGONY OF ANAL PENETRATION!

But if you don't use condoms you get AIDS. Or other STDDDDDs.

[identity profile] endlessxsky.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
*blushes bright red*

AGONY?! But what if... what if I know my partner is clean!?

[identity profile] andfreesexed.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
They. Could. Be. LYING.

DID YOU GET HIM EXAMINED? Or is she a female with a strap-on?

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[identity profile] f-iery.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Uh-oh... [looking scare now] I forgot.

[identity profile] andfreesexed.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
DID YOU HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?!!!!

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[identity profile] destati-13.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[STARES. Because for one thing there is a talking Heartless, yelling about sex, none the less. And two, because he probably has no idea what a condom is. Roxas is not the brightest bulb in the box.]

[identity profile] andfreesexed.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT MISTER.

[identity profile] destati-13.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
You. [He's not sure if he wants to ask...]

[identity profile] andfreesexed.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Did you learn...THE TRUTH ABOUT DIRTY HANDS AND DIRTY MINDS?

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[identity profile] arms-reload.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well that's new.

[identity profile] andfreesexed.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'm...revolutionary.

seeing as this one's kind of knocked up for lack of a condom XD

[identity profile] lightning-larx.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[if it were possible to verbally ellipse at someone...]

[identity profile] andfreesexed.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE CONDOM.

[identity profile] lightning-larx.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Little late for that, buddy.]

...

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[identity profile] darkenly.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
...You could have gotten here a little earlier for all the Sora's you know.

haha i can spell

[identity profile] horrible-ending.livejournal.com 2008-10-23 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be sure to write that down.
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