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[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

UNPROTECTED SEX IS DANGEROUS!!! Make the right choice! Use a condom!

Condoms are known to not only prevent pregnancy in women, but also protect men, women, and even hemaphrodites from S-T-Ds. That's sexually transmitted diseases. Use it or lose it!

...well, you lose it if you d-d-d-DO IT! But if you don't use condoms...YOU COULD LOSE YOUR LIIIIIFE.

DO YOU WANT TO BE A GHOST?! AND NO LONGER FEEL THAT SWEET SENSATION?

I think not.

SO, don't be a dumdum, use a CONdom!

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this is entirely your fault 8|

[mininobody.livejournal.com]

What's a condom?

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

[PULLS ONE OUT OF NOWHERE AND SHOWS]

CONDOMS are magical things that guys put on their weewees to keep their inner ooze out of GIRls.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

.... but...

*gapes a little, because he's planning on not being a virgin anymore real soon*

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

Uh-oh... [looking scare now] I forgot.

[mininobody.livejournal.com]

...Inner ooze?

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

[POINTS A FINGER]

BUTT, you say?!

YOU, SIR, ARE A TRUE CHAMPION TO BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND THE SHEER AGONY OF ANAL PENETRATION!

But if you don't use condoms you get AIDS. Or other STDDDDDs.

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

DID YOU HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?!!!!

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*blushes bright red*

AGONY?! But what if... what if I know my partner is clean!?

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

SPERM. LIKE THE WHALE, ONLY LIKE A WORM.

It makes babies.

[mininobody.livejournal.com]

Babies come from worms?

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

They. Could. Be. LYING.

DID YOU GET HIM EXAMINED? Or is she a female with a strap-on?

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

WHEN A MAN AND A WOMAN LOVE EACH OTHER THEY DO A DANCE AND THE SPERM AND THE EGG MAKE A BABY IN THE WOMAN'S OVARIES.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

N-no, it's a HE and he's had sex before, but I'm... a virgin.

[dual-heart.livejournal.com]

[BEATS YOU DOWN WITH HER KEYBLADES. STOP POLLUTING THE INNOCENT GIRL'S MIND.]

[mininobody.livejournal.com]

[o hello big me. doesn't seem bothered at all by the violence.]

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

THEN...

USE A CONDOM. THEY'RE FREE!

[TOSSES FIVE INTO THE AIR]

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

[LAUGHS LIKE CRAZY]

DO YOU WANT HER TO GET S-T-Ds?

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*catches them, and looks at them with a frown*

... I read that you can't feel anything with them on.

[dual-heart.livejournal.com]

[SEE THIS? THIS IS OBLIVION IN YOUR FACE]

[andfreesexed.livejournal.com]

Condoms are safe...

THEY ARE CLEAN, TOO.

[mininobody.livejournal.com]

Worms give you S-T-Ds?

[dual-heart.livejournal.com]

[PRODDING YOU OFF TO A PORTAL NOW]

[mininobody.livejournal.com]

[oh okay. yay portals.]

[f-iery.livejournal.com]

Uhm... [HEH.]

[destati-13.livejournal.com]

[STARES. Because for one thing there is a talking Heartless, yelling about sex, none the less. And two, because he probably has no idea what a condom is. Roxas is not the brightest bulb in the box.]