oh god, these fleas, THEY ITCH!

[princesstoast.livejournal.com]

[there's a scruffy looking lion seated in your dressing room now, oblivious to the change of surroundings as his eyes are clothes and he's currently scratching fiercely at his side.] Nnnnn-! Damn termites and their... [scratches harder, tilting back as far as he can to try to reach the scruffy parts of his mane.] Damn biting and damn-- OW THAT HURT!

[big lion has managed to run into some strange looking creatures - oh god there's so many of them! - nuka stumbles back and flattens against the wall, just staring.]

M...mother?

{ooc; first disney muse. ;; *apologizes for any impending fail*}

Comments

[hidesandseeks.livejournal.com]

M'not bald! I've got lots of hair.

[tugs at some of her red hair, then takes a step closer.]

You got a itch?

[princesstoast.livejournal.com]

That's not much at all. Cubs have more hair than you. {scratch, scratch, scratch-- URGH DAMN THESE TERMITES!}

I got termites. >/

[hidesandseeks.livejournal.com]

'Course they do! I'm not a kitty.

[headtilt.]

You want help?

[princesstoast.livejournal.com]

.. {sniffsniff} You're not...

>/ Then what are you?

{currrious glance}

... Can you? {really doesn't want to lose what he has left of his mane.}

[hidesandseeks.livejournal.com]

I'm a human, silly.

[beams at him nonetheless.]

I can help you scratch it. You need to take a bath so you can get rid of th'bugs.

[princesstoast.livejournal.com]

... hoomaahhn? What kind of monkey is that. {sniffs at, frowns} You look kind of like a monkey.

Not enough water to take a bath in. >/

[hidesandseeks.livejournal.com]

I'm not a monkey either! And you can take a bath here! There's lots of water. I take baths every day.

[princesstoast.livejournal.com]

Yes you are. You're a monkey, you just don't know it. >/ [FROWN] I don't smell any water around here.

[hidesandseeks.livejournal.com]

Nu-uh. I'm a human. An' I'll show you where th'water is.

[princesstoast.livejournal.com]

Keep sayin' that, little monkey... thing. {hey look, he's smiling~} Lead on.