oh god, these fleas, THEY ITCH!

[princesstoast.livejournal.com]

[there's a scruffy looking lion seated in your dressing room now, oblivious to the change of surroundings as his eyes are clothes and he's currently scratching fiercely at his side.] Nnnnn-! Damn termites and their... [scratches harder, tilting back as far as he can to try to reach the scruffy parts of his mane.] Damn biting and damn-- OW THAT HURT!

[big lion has managed to run into some strange looking creatures - oh god there's so many of them! - nuka stumbles back and flattens against the wall, just staring.]

M...mother?

{ooc; first disney muse. ;; *apologizes for any impending fail*}

Comments

[hidesandseeks.livejournal.com]

Wow, you're a big kitty.

[little girl, just standing over here. hi!]

[princesstoast.livejournal.com]

{nuka's just going to think he's hallucinating} >/ {look at him try to be intimidating to a hallucination.} ... Ew, it's all bald...

[hidesandseeks.livejournal.com]

[she's really just curious, and smiles at him before looking confused.]

What's all bald?

[princesstoast.livejournal.com]

You're all bald! {scratch, scratch, scratch} Did you scratch all your fur off or somethin'?

[hidesandseeks.livejournal.com]

M'not bald! I've got lots of hair.

[tugs at some of her red hair, then takes a step closer.]

You got a itch?

[princesstoast.livejournal.com]

That's not much at all. Cubs have more hair than you. {scratch, scratch, scratch-- URGH DAMN THESE TERMITES!}

I got termites. >/

[hidesandseeks.livejournal.com]

'Course they do! I'm not a kitty.

[headtilt.]

You want help?

[princesstoast.livejournal.com]

.. {sniffsniff} You're not...

>/ Then what are you?

{currrious glance}

... Can you? {really doesn't want to lose what he has left of his mane.}

[hidesandseeks.livejournal.com]

I'm a human, silly.

[beams at him nonetheless.]

I can help you scratch it. You need to take a bath so you can get rid of th'bugs.

[princesstoast.livejournal.com]

... hoomaahhn? What kind of monkey is that. {sniffs at, frowns} You look kind of like a monkey.

Not enough water to take a bath in. >/

[hidesandseeks.livejournal.com]

I'm not a monkey either! And you can take a bath here! There's lots of water. I take baths every day.

[princesstoast.livejournal.com]

Yes you are. You're a monkey, you just don't know it. >/ [FROWN] I don't smell any water around here.

[hidesandseeks.livejournal.com]

Nu-uh. I'm a human. An' I'll show you where th'water is.

[princesstoast.livejournal.com]

Keep sayin' that, little monkey... thing. {hey look, he's smiling~} Lead on.

[theearthand-sky.livejournal.com]

[there is a lion cub walking by that might look kind of familiar, Nuka.]

[princesstoast.livejournal.com]

{it does!.. well, after a few minutes!} Yoooooooooooooou! {kind of jumps sideways, hiss growl!}

[zombie-arts.livejournal.com]

--whoa, a lion?

[staring kind of incredulously, she hasn't seen any of the talking animals just yet.]

[princesstoast.livejournal.com]

{like woah, talking bald thing. nuka makes a face and sniffs at her.}

Yeah... what are you? >/

[zombie-arts.livejournal.com]

Holy crap you talk!

[give her a second.]

...um. I'm a human.

[princesstoast.livejournal.com]

Of course I talk! {offended! only the stupidest of the stupid animals can't talk!}

... What's a human?

[zombie-arts.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I've just never seen anything over than humans talking.

[pause.]

Except for the talking skeleton, I guess. Anyways, a human's just another type of animal that's supposedly really intelligent compared to other animals because they can build stuff.

[shrugs a bit.]

[princesstoast.livejournal.com]

Everything talks. {grump}

... except dead things. Dead things don't talk - I don't care how many people are scared of ghosts, dead things are dead... {twitch twitch, OH GOD THE ITCH!} You don't look so smart. >/

[zombie-arts.livejournal.com]

Not where I'm from.

--hey, I think I'm pretty intelligent for a kid!

[crosses her arms, looking mad. it doesn't last for long, though.]

...do you have fleas?

[princesstoast.livejournal.com]

Then you're world must be stupid.

>/ Prove it!

{pauses in stretching a moment}

... Maybe.

[zombie-arts.livejournal.com]

Well maybe the other animals can talk to each other, but humans can't understand them.

[she won't argue that her world is kind of stupid. or maybe that's just people in general.]

How'm I supposed to prove it, huh?

I might be able to help you get rid of them.