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[gofitmemorithed.livejournal.com]

[stumbles through a door - this Axel's got some dental headgear.]

ROXATH! ROXATH, YOU CANF TURN YOUR BACK ON THE ORGANITHAYSHUN-

...They'll desfroy you?

tthp- Where am I?

Tthp... Uh, hey guyths, I'm Athul. And that's A-X-E-L, thhfp, goth it memorithed? [frowny face]

You thfeen a fort blond kid runnin' around? Ff.

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[gofitmemorithed.livejournal.com]

WELL AT LEATH I CAN DO SOMEFING TO FIKTH IT.

WHAT CAN YOU DO, GROW A NEW ONE ON A MOUTH? (http://www.gadgetgarden.nl/beeld/mouse-ear.jpg)

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

UNTIL IT'S FIXED YOU STILL SOUND LIKE A MORON.

I WAS JUST PLANNING ON GROWING MY HAIR OVER IT. THE MOUSE THING'S KINDA GROSS, YOU KNOW?

[gofitmemorithed.livejournal.com]

OH YEAH, ff, REAL MATHURE.

THFFPS. Ff. MIGHT WANTH TO WEAR A HATT UNFIL IT GROWS OUT.

Douthbag.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE STOPPING THE ARGUMENT.

MOST PEOPLE JUST DON'T POINT IT OUT TO ME. AND I DON'T REALLY LIKE HATS.

[...brb lolin'] Oh god, you just. Any chance of you being intimidating just died right there, when you said that.

[gofitmemorithed.livejournal.com]

MOTH PEOPLE DON'T - ff - POINT MY CONDITHON OUT EETHER! tthsp.

[glares at him - eyebrow twitching with anger.] Thomthing tells me we aren't, thhp, going to get along, ff.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

IT'S HARD TO NOT. I MEAN, YOU'RE SPITTING EVERYWHERE.

[shrugs.] That happens to me with most people. The ones that look like you, anyway.

[gofitmemorithed.livejournal.com]

WELL EXTHUSE THE THPRAY, ff, HELEN KELLER. Thhsp, ff.

You're prejudith againth redheads now? Geeth.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

SORRY, WHAT? YOUR SPIT GOT IN MY GOOD EAR.

No, just Axels. Or Athuls. Or assholes. They're all the same, really.

[gofitmemorithed.livejournal.com]

I'LL THPIT IN YOUR FACE, HELEN KELLER!!!1 [flips the bird]

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

I AM SO INTIMIDATED. REALLY. SHAKING OVER HERE.

[gofitmemorithed.livejournal.com]

THUT YOUR FATH BEFORE I REALLY GIVE YOU A REASON TO BE THCARED, ATHWIPE. THHSP.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, SPIT AT ME?

[gofitmemorithed.livejournal.com]

DON'T PUTH ME, KID, IF YOU KNOW WATH GOOD FOR YOU. FF.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

OH I AM SO FUCKING SCARED OF YOUR SPIT. REALLY.

[gofitmemorithed.livejournal.com]

[punthes him acroth the fath]

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

[reflex while losing balance from that hit might cause him to grab that headgear, Athul. sorry.]

[gofitmemorithed.livejournal.com]

[screams until it turns into a desperate whine.] Ehhh. NNNGH. Eh-eh-ehhhh. Leggo, mahn, leggo! Na'cool, not cool at all!

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

You hit me in the face! This is my revenge!

[not letting go, sorry. :| at least he's not pulling.]

[gofitmemorithed.livejournal.com]

Pleath just let go, thathso not cool, thlickk-ff.

Can' we thettle this thome other way?

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

[...not letting go yet.] Like what?

[gofitmemorithed.livejournal.com]

Like... like you letting go and me apologithing for caling you Helen Keller. Thhff.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

...And then what? If you hit me again, I will kick you so hard.

[gofitmemorithed.livejournal.com]

Okay! Okay! No hitting. I thwear, okay? S-W-E-A-R, got it memorithed? Juth leggo, pleath...

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

...Fine. [lets go.] There, now take back that calling me a deaf chick crap.

[gofitmemorithed.livejournal.com]

[flexes his jaw and adjusts the headgear, looks quite upset] Okay. Okay. I'm thorry. I take it back.

....

[menacing glaaaare, narrows eyes - this is not the last you will see of Athul, oh no. You may have won the battle, but you have not won the war! Ff.]