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kingdomdressing2008-09-01 07:16 am
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[Hey look, guys. A Keyblade in a kitchen so early in the morning.
.....wait, what?]
[ooc: for
esperingly. sorry, but my brain's alarm clock hasn't gone off yet.]
.....wait, what?]
[ooc: for

GOOD MORNING, MONSIEUR
[ooc: oh my god I think we're so insane that we're sane ):]
WHERE ARE YOU OFF TO?
[ooc: it overshot insanity and went straight to sanity?]
THE BOOKSHOP. I JUST FINISHED THE MOST WONDERFUL STORY ABOUT A BEANSTALK AND AN OGRE AND--
[ooc: exactly.]
THAT'S NICE. MARIE!!! THE BAGUETTES! HURRY UP!
[ooc: what a logic jump.]
LOOK THERE SHE GOES THAT GIRL IS STRANGE NO QUESTION
[ooc: we're amazing like that?]
DAZED AND DISTRACTED CAN'T YOU TELL?
[ooc: or FAIL?]
NEVER PART OF ANY CROWD
[ooc: a little of both?]
CAUSE HER HEAD'S UP ON SOME CLOUD
[ooc: yes, both.]
NO DENYING SHE'S A FUNNY GIRL THAT BELLE
[ooc: \o/!]
BONJOUR
[ooc: why are we like this.]
GOOD DAY
[ooc: because we just are. --fksdj why do I only have one paragraph of my essay done ;_;]
HOW IS YOUR FAMILY
[ooc: GET IT DONE!]
BONJOUR
[ooc: I'M WORKING ON IT ;_;]
GOOD DAY
I'm not leaning my weight on you, aren't I?
HOW IS YOUR WIFE
[n-not too bothered.]
I NEED SIX EGGS
THAT'S TOO EXPENSIVE
oh god out of the gutter, brain]No, it's fine.
THERE MUST BE MORE THAN THIS PROVINCIAL LIFE
I KNEW YOU WOULD TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY][moves the hand that's behind her a bit. it was getting numb]
AH, BELLE
YOUR FAULT][oh, oops. shifts a little to make it easier for him to get his hand free.]
GOO D MORNING, SIR. I'VE COME TO RETURN THE BOOK I BORROWED.
BUT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO THOUGHT IT][pulls it free gently] Sorry about that.
FINISHED ALREADY?
BUT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID IT]It's no problem.
OH I COULDN'T PUT IT DOWN. HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING NEW?
DID I TELL YOU TO TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY?][strokes her face with that free hand]
NOT SINCE YESTERDAY
YES][just smiles up at him.]
THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I 'LL BORROW...THIS ONE!
NO I DIDN'T. YOU THOUGHT IT BY YOURSELF][and he's back to kissing]
THAT ONE? BUT YOU'VE READ IT TWICE!
NUH-UH][yaaay. mind if she pulls him a little closer?]
WELL IT'S MY FAVORITE! FAR OFF PLACES, DARING SWORD FIGHTS, MAGIC SPELLS, A PRINCE IN DISGUISE!
IF YOU LIKE IT ALL THAT MUCH, IT'S YOURS
BUT SIR!
I INSIST
WELL THANK YOU! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
LOOK THERE SHE GOES THAT GIRL IS SO PECULIAR
I WONDER IF SHE'S FEELING WELL
WITH A DREAMY, FAR-OFF LOOK
AND HER NOSE STUCK IN A BOOK
WHAT A PUZZLE TO THE REST OF US IS BELLE
OH ISN'T THIS AMAZING? IT'S MY FAVORITE BECAUSE YOU'LL SEE
HERE'S WHERE SHE MEETS PRINCE CHARMING
BUT SHE WON'T DISCOVER THAT IT'S HIM TIL CHAPTER THREE
NOW IT'S NO WONDER THAT HER NAME MEANS BEAUTY
HER LOOKS HAVE GOT NO PARALLEL
BUT BEHIND THAT FAIR FACADE
I'M AFRAID SHE'S RATHER ODD
VERY DIFFERENT FROM THE REST OF US
SHE'S NOTHING LIKE THE REST OF US
YES, DIFFERENT FROM THE REST OF US IS BELLE
WOW YOU DIDN'T MISS A SHOT GASTON! YOU'RE THE GREATEST HUNTER IN THE WHOLE WORLD!
I KNOW
NO BEAST ALIVE STANDS A CHANCE AGAINST YOU...AND NO GIRL FOR THAT MATTER
IT'S TRUE, LEFOU. AND I'VE GOT MY SIGHTS SET ON THAT ONE.
T-THE INVENTOR'S DAUGHTER?!
SHE'S THE ONE! THE LUCKY GIRL I'M GOING TO MARRY!
BUT SHE'S--
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN TOWN.
I KNOW BUT--
THAT MAKES HER THE BEST. AND DON'T I DESERVE THE BEST?
WELL OF COURSE, I MEAN YA DO, BUT I--OOF!
RIGHT FROM THE MOMENT WHEN I MET HER, SAW HER
I SAID SHE'S GORGEOUS AND I FELL
HERE IN TOWN THERE'S ONLY SHE
WHO'S AS BEAUTIFUL AS ME
SO I'M MAKING PLANS TO WOO AND MARRY BELLE
LOOK THERE HE GOES, ISN'T HE DREAMY?
MONSIEUR GASTON, OH HE'S SO CUTE
BE STILL, MY HEART, I'M HARDLY BREATHING!
HE'S SUCH A TALL, DARK, STRONG, AND HANDSOME BRUTE
PARDON!
MAIS OUI
SOME CHEESE...
TEN YARDS
..ONE POUND...
I'LL GET THE KNIFE
'SCUSE ME!
PLEASE LET ME THROUGH
THIS BREAD, IT'S STALE
THOSE FISH, THEY SMELL
MADAME'S MISTAKEN!
WELL MAYBE SO
THERE MUST BE MORE THAN THIS PROVINCIAL LIFE
JUST WATCH I'M GOING TO MAKE BELLE MY WIFE
LOOK THERE SHE GOES, A GIRL THAT'S STRANGE BUT SPECIAL
A MOST PECULIAR MADEMOISELLE
IT'S A PITY AND A SIN
SHE DOESN'T QUITE FIT IN
CAUSE SHE REALLY IS A FUNNY GIRL
A BEAUTY BUT A FUNNY GIRL
SHE REALLY IS A FUNNY GIRL.........
THAT BEEEEELLLE
you think of a song this time
uhhh
ilu 2 html
kill it with fire-- right, song. uh. OH I COME FROM A LAND FROM A FARAWAY PLACE
WHERE THE CARAVAN CAMELS ROAM
WHERE IT'S FLAT AND IMMENSE AND THE HEAT IS INTENSE
IT'S BARBARIC, BUT HEY, IT'S HOME
WHEN THE WIND'S FROM THE EAST
AND THE SUN'S FROM THE WEST
AND THE SAND IN THE GLASS IS RIGHT
COME ON DOWN, STOP ON BY
HOP A CARPET AND FLY
TO ANOTHER ARABIAN NIGHT
ARABIAN NIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS
LIKE ARABIAN DAAAAAAAAAAYS
MORE OFTEN THAN NOT
ARE HOTTER THAN HOT
IN A LOT OF GOOD WAYS
ARABIAN NIIIIGHTS
'NEATH ARABIAN MOOOOOONS
A FOOL OFF HIS GUARD
COULD FALL AND FALL HARD
OUT THERE ON THE DUNES
YOUR TURN TO PICK?
LOOK AT THIS STUFF
ISN'T IT NEAT?
WOULDN'T YOU THINK MY COLLECTION'S COMPLETE?
WOULDN'T YOU THINK I'M THE GIRL
THE GIRL WHO HAS EVERYTHING?
LOOK AT THIS TROVE
TREASURES UNTOLD
HOW MANY WONDERS CAN ONE CAVERN HOLD
LOOKING AROUND HERE YOU'D THINK
SURE, SHE'S GOT EVERYTHING
I'VE GOT GADGETS AND GIZMOS APLENTY
I'VE GOT WHOZITS AND WHATSITS GALORE
YOU WANT THINGAMABOBS? I'VE GOT TWENTY.
BUT WHO CARES? NO BIG DEAL
I WANT MORE
I WANNA BE WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE
I WANNA SEE, WANNA SEE 'EM DANCIN'
WALKIN' AROUND ON THOSE
WHAD'YA CALL 'EM? OH. FEET!
FLIPPIN' YOUR FINS YOU DON'T GET TOO FAR
LEGS ARE REQUIRED FOR JUMPING AND DANCING
STROLLING ALONG DOWN THE--
WHAT'S THAT WORD AGAIN? --STREET.
UP WHERE THEY WALK
UP WHERE THEY RUN
UP WHERE THEY STAY ALL DAY IN THE SUN
WANDERING FREE
WISH I COULD BE
PART OF THAT WORLD
WHAT WOULD I GIVE IF I COULD LIVE OUT OF THESE WATERS?
WHAT WOULD I PAY TO SPEND A DAY WARM ON THE SAND?
BETCHA ON LAND THEY UNDERSTAND
BET THEY DON'T REPRIMAND THEIR DAUGHTERS
BRIGHT YOUNG WOMEN SICK OF SWIMMING
READY TO STAND
AND READY TO KNOW WHAT THE PEOPLE KNOW
ASK 'EM MY QUESTIONS AND GET SOME ANSWERS
WHAT'S A FIRE AND WHY DOES IT-- WHAT'S THE WORD--
BUUUUURN
WHEN'S IT MY TURN
WOULDN'T I LOVE
LOVE TO EXPLORE THAT SHORE UP ABOVE
OUT OF THE SEA
WISH I COULD BE
PART OF THAT WOOOOORLD
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