ITP: boys being stupid

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

[he's failing at being ninja-ish and stealthy, but that doesn't matter because he's excited]

Kurai! Kai! Come on. I found the perfect room and some microwaves.

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[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*grins back*

Well, you know me, right? I'm your friend. So you've just gotta... uhm. Network! That's it. You make friends with my friends and they'll be your friends too.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

Does that actually work?

[what is socialize.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Sure. I mean, first I made friends with Riku-pi, and through her I met Sora-chan and AmiYumi and Kai.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

Oh. Okay then. If uh, you say so. Yep!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... you really need to get out more, Kurai.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

...Ye-eah, I do, don't I? Ahaha. Ha. Heh. Er.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

That or get laid.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

[kjdakdjf what.]

What- what does that have to do with, uh. Whatever we were talking about?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Well, to have sex, you need to meet new people, right? Get close to them! Get nakedly close.

*lol he's enjoying this*

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

So you're saying to make new friends I should just go bump into people.

Naked.

With my crotch.

[...I think you broke him, Ri.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Well, not at first. Some people might think that's rude, and there's little kids around.

... though, being naked is probably the fastest way to find out if people wanna have sex with you. I mean, this place is like a pit of hormones.

*awesome!*

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

[he's mentally keysmashing.]

Ri I'm not gonna do that!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Not gonna do what? Fuck someone? Why not?

*lololololololol*

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

I'm not gonna walk around naked!

[dsjfjk Riiii.]

--And uh. Um. You know what I have no good answers to that question.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Well, good. Because like I said, there's a bunch of little kids here and I watch over a lot of them.

... and see? Maybe you should fuck someone then. Get all that tension out.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

There's a little me somewhere that I really don't think wants to see that just as much as I don't wanna do it.

--I don't know what tension you're talking about.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Please, Kurai. You're wound up tighter than a clock. Maybe if you got it out of your system, you'd loosen up more.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

I'm loose! I am un-tense! Just look at me!

[f-flailing a bit.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*not convinced*

Isn't there anyone here you like?

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

[you just had to ask that, didn't you Ri.]

Well, uh. Well there's this one Saix who's a girl- I think she's the only girl Saix- and uh.

[god could he look any more awkward right now.] Well there was that thing a while ago with those, uh, arrows? And..uh.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*.....................................................*

Saix.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

[oh please don't make this even more awkward.]

Uh. Yeah.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*fat chance of that happening*

Saix. Member of Organization XIII?

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

[why you gotta be like that.]

Uh huh.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*because he's Ri and he has issues*

Saix. The Nobody?