ITP: boys being stupid

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

[he's failing at being ninja-ish and stealthy, but that doesn't matter because he's excited]

Kurai! Kai! Come on. I found the perfect room and some microwaves.

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[is so there.]

Awesome! Where?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Me and Kurai thought about using the ballroom since it's big, but there's a dinosaur in there right now. I found an empty room nearby that should work though.

Let's grab the microwaves from the kitchen and set everything up!

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Alright!

[so heading for the kitchen now. |D]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*is coming with you! 8D!*

Kurai is gonna get the eggs and ketchup, so we can set up the microwaves-- oh. We can't forget the forks.

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Right, right. D'you wanna get the microwaves or the forks?

[hey there kitchen!]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

It'll take a couple trips to carry all the microwaves. There's like, this big industrial microwave in the kitchen. It'll take both of us to move that one.

*so excited because a BIG microwaves will surely lead to a BIGGER BOOM*

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[grinning so hard.]

Microwaves first, then?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Yeah!

*olook it is a kitchen with many microwaves of different sizes*

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[that's just plain weird.]

...we should get a cart.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

[hooray!]

Sweet!

[so excited to blow shit up.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

We still need the eggs. And Kai said that we should put bags of ketchup in too, for color and splatter.

*this is not gonna end well*

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

[it's really not at all.]

I will totally get as many eggs as humanly possible. --Ketchup comes in bags?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, just take whole cartons, and the bottles of ketchup. We have to fill plastic bags with the ketchup first.

......... or we can just put the bottles in.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

[aye aye, Captain Ri!]

Will do!

..I bet bottles would explode better.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Do you think plastic bottles in the microwave will blow up like balloons, or just melt?

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

Uh. Hm! Well I know if you put liquid nitrogen- I think it's nitrogen or something- in a bottle and seal it tight, the stuff heats up and expands and eventually the bottle explodes everywhere.

But I don't know about ketchup and microwaves.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

We'll figure it out then when we try it. I don't think we can find liquid nitrogen here. Oh! Are you gonna build us a wall, too? There's a bunch of tables in the room that we can use.

Rock and Roll!!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Okay, so how do we wanna do this? I know a carton of eggs will make a microwave blow for sure. Do we wanna put ketchup bottles and forks in alone, or throw them in with the eggs?

*is eyeing the jury-rigged COUNTER FULL OF PLUGGED-IN MICROWAVES with glee*

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I think we should put all three into each microwave.

[grinning like an idiot.]

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

[Kurai will just be over here, finishing up that wall-o-tables to hide behind.]

I totally second this plan.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

So we'll get explosions, sparks, and splatter?

AWESOME.

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This is going to be so brilliant. I can't think of any words to say just how awesome it's going to be.

[the-betterone.livejournal.com]

Good thing this wall is a-mazing, if I do say so myself.

[looks away from his table-wall to survey the microwave setup.]

Hot damn. Let's do this.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Okay, let's load them up! Eggs first, and kinda take the top of the carton off if you want to. Then I guess we can add as many ketchup bottles and forks as we feel like.

It's a good thing we have enough microwaves! Two each, and that HUGE industrial one.

*is the sound of the humming electrical noise from the microwaves scaring anyone yet?*

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[starts loading them up. and no, that just adds to the anticipation \o/]