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I'm sensing there's some new ones around.

I wonder just how many will keep coming and popping up?

[twirls a key chain ring that he found around his finger]

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[don't mind this one. the lower part of his visor is broken, revealing a part of his mouth, and he's just lazily sitting on a crate]

If Old Man Key arrives, I think that's all of us from where I was from.

[stares at your human form then down at his own]

Huh...Well isn't this embarrassing, we came to the party with the same outfit on.

Tch. That's where the similarities end, let me tell you. [Leans back on the wall, the mouth twisting into a wince as if he's in pain.]

One more reason for me to not remove this thing off my head.

That and the inkling of Darkness.

Why on earth are you wearing that anyways?

And the giant tacky heart on your chest. [Look who's talking. He actually looks similar to Spiderman. :/]

Wielder. I have no clue if the guy has a hero-secret-identity he doesn't want discovered or something.

Hey I didn't ask to put it there. Least it matches with the outfit.

That's what I'm thinking. You look like a scrapped design for Mysterio. [watches LOTS of TV with Cookie]

Neither did I ask for the helmet, so what gives?

So what are you, another Keyblade?

Maybe past the black and the ass cape our wielders got bored and crazy with extra stuff.

Yep, name's Dark.

I fucking hate this ass cape.

Atra. Though that's kind of a weird coincidence. My name's just the Latin version of yours.

I could do without it, but I wouldn't say I hate it.

That is sort of weird.

Which makes me wonder why our wielders even put it there in the first place.

Seeing that your name is Dark, what kind of Keyblade are you?

Because it's less tacky than a normal cape?

A Dark one. Basically I unlock hearts and make heartless.

Capes shouldn't even exist. Do you know how dangerous they can be? And why, of all places, on the ass. Don't get me started on the hula skirt jokes.

Ooh, nifty. So you're one of those who keep the balance?

To make you look intimidating when it billows, as for an ass cape...I have NO idea. I don't get many hula skirt jokes. I'd expect us to get more BONDAGE jokes honestly.

Bingo. See, now you get it.

They can be distracting. They can snag, they could get caught on something....totally disadvantageous. Which makes me wonder why my Wielder never thought of using it against those Keyblade brats.

Maybe that was the point. So you could rip it off and try to choke them with it as a last resort.

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