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Uh... why are there so many Mommies and Daddies?

[ooc: it's roxel. :'D /destroyed]

I want to be dead. Why am I not dead. Someone please kill me.

No, Mommy! You're not dead! You're right heeeere~ [latches onto.]

I'm the mommy too oh dear God I didn't carry you did I?

Yeah, you used to pick me up and we'd do the airplane thing! Whoooosh~! [holds his arms out and runs around in circles, mimicing an airplane.] Don't you remember, Mommy?

[fetal position]

[tacklehugs.]

I'll kill you if it's that important to you.

You better not hurt Mommy!

HE CAN NOT BE YOUR MOMMY. Men don't have babies!

...How did he get designated mommy anyway? [Morbid curiousity]

Daddy tops! That's what he said, at least. I don't really know what it means.

That is disgusting. WHO CREATED YOU? I want to kill this axel and this roxas. Not only are they disgusting, horrible traitors, but they are also terrible parents and abominations.

You can't hurt them. I'm gonna hafta hurt you if you try!

They must be punished.

No! I'll burn you!

And I have electric powers so I'll just electrocute your heart.

Or I could go the old fashioned way and stab you multiple times with my little knives.

I've got talents too, you see.

Besides, I think they deserve it.

BUT I LOVE THEM!

This is going to shock you, so I want you sit down, calm, and breath deeply.

Ok. Ready?

I don't really care what you think. Justice must be served.

I'LL SET YOU ON FIRE.

I'LL ELECTROCUTE YOU TO DEATH, WHICH I ALREADY MENTIONED.

BUT FIRE IS AWESOME, SO FIRE WINS.

Excuse me?

What the hell kind of argument is that?

it's an element, and if I just removed the oxygen from the area it would be a pretty useless one.

Electricity CAUSES fires and does other things too.

BUT FIRE IS THE BEST, SO IT WINS.

[I think i responded to this before, but whatever it vanished]

Electricity can CAUSE fires and do other horrible things to people.

[Takes out a kunai and gives it to him]

Remember it's down the road, not across the street. Wouldn't want you to waste any of your time.

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