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Uh... why are there so many Mommies and Daddies?

[ooc: it's roxel. :'D /destroyed]

You better not hurt Mommy!

HE CAN NOT BE YOUR MOMMY. Men don't have babies!

...How did he get designated mommy anyway? [Morbid curiousity]

Daddy tops! That's what he said, at least. I don't really know what it means.

That is disgusting. WHO CREATED YOU? I want to kill this axel and this roxas. Not only are they disgusting, horrible traitors, but they are also terrible parents and abominations.

You can't hurt them. I'm gonna hafta hurt you if you try!

They must be punished.

No! I'll burn you!

And I have electric powers so I'll just electrocute your heart.

Or I could go the old fashioned way and stab you multiple times with my little knives.

I've got talents too, you see.

Besides, I think they deserve it.

BUT I LOVE THEM!

This is going to shock you, so I want you sit down, calm, and breath deeply.

Ok. Ready?

I don't really care what you think. Justice must be served.

I'LL SET YOU ON FIRE.

I'LL ELECTROCUTE YOU TO DEATH, WHICH I ALREADY MENTIONED.

BUT FIRE IS AWESOME, SO FIRE WINS.

Excuse me?

What the hell kind of argument is that?

it's an element, and if I just removed the oxygen from the area it would be a pretty useless one.

Electricity CAUSES fires and does other things too.

BUT FIRE IS THE BEST, SO IT WINS.

[I think i responded to this before, but whatever it vanished]

Electricity can CAUSE fires and do other horrible things to people.

BUT FIRE WINS!

You have no intellectual curiosity at all, do you?

You saying things does not, in fact, make them true.

YES IT DOES~

That isn't an argument!

IS SO~

You are a swirling vortex of dumb. Everything remotely intelligent or intellectual shrivels up and dies when it comes near you. Do you enjoy making the world a stupider place?

Why even bother with mind games when there isn't a mind?

I have a mind. I just don't like you enough to use it on you. ♥

Well, you've not shown any evidence of it, not only with me but in conversations with anyone else, so I'm inclined to think you are just dumb.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me~

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