[locked from any kids.]

[destinedtinsel.livejournal.com]

... someone apparently lost a sex toy.

A vibrating one.

Get it before I smash it.

Comments

[his-littlest.livejournal.com]

How big is it?

[doesaxelhafta.livejournal.com]

It'd have to be pretty big, wouldn't it?

Don't you keep a better eye on those?

[destinedtinsel.livejournal.com]

[holds it up in a plastic bag.]

Come look for yourself.

[doesaxelhafta.livejournal.com]

He's gonna have to check it for himself; I can't keep track of all my employees' toys.

[destinedtinsel.livejournal.com]

[stares at him, looks disgusted.]

Ugh, you're worse than the devil-Axel...

[doesaxelhafta.livejournal.com]

There's a devil version~?

[destinedtinsel.livejournal.com]

Thankfully, not here.

[doesaxelhafta.livejournal.com]

Aw, would've liked to have met him; exchanged pointers~

[his-littlest.livejournal.com]

But I'm the best. You should treat me nicely.

[doesaxelhafta.livejournal.com]

You think I don't?

[his-littlest.livejournal.com]

Not nicely enough.

[doesaxelhafta.livejournal.com]

You just keep begging for a punishment, you little slut.

[his-littlest.livejournal.com]

What are you gonna do to me?

[doesaxelhafta.livejournal.com]

What do you think?

[his-littlest.livejournal.com]

I think I'll mouth off a little more.

I want a new computer.

[doesaxelhafta.livejournal.com]

I think you want a cock in your mouth instead. Several.

You can pay for it, you go ahead and get it.

[his-littlest.livejournal.com]

You can pay for it too. You get it for me. I'm busy you know.

[doesaxelhafta.livejournal.com]

What's in this for me?

[his-littlest.livejournal.com]

You get to keep me around.

[incinerare.livejournal.com]

[just sort of off to the side, watching, to all appearances only vaguely interested in the conversation.]

[doesaxelhafta.livejournal.com]

Admiring the merchandise~?

[incinerare.livejournal.com]

[just smirks.] You always refer to him as "merchandise"?

[doesaxelhafta.livejournal.com]

Only if the person I'm talking to's looking to buy.

So are you?

[incinerare.livejournal.com]

No.

[doesaxelhafta.livejournal.com]

Then you're wasting your time. He doesn't come free.

Although, they say gentlemen prefer blonds~ You more interested in a Roxas?