[locked from any kids.]

[destinedtinsel.livejournal.com]

... someone apparently lost a sex toy.

A vibrating one.

Get it before I smash it.

Comments

[his-littlest.livejournal.com]

How big is it?

[doesaxelhafta.livejournal.com]

It'd have to be pretty big, wouldn't it?

Don't you keep a better eye on those?

[destinedtinsel.livejournal.com]

[holds it up in a plastic bag.]

Come look for yourself.

[doesaxelhafta.livejournal.com]

He's gonna have to check it for himself; I can't keep track of all my employees' toys.

[destinedtinsel.livejournal.com]

[stares at him, looks disgusted.]

Ugh, you're worse than the devil-Axel...

[doesaxelhafta.livejournal.com]

There's a devil version~?

[destinedtinsel.livejournal.com]

Thankfully, not here.

[doesaxelhafta.livejournal.com]

Aw, would've liked to have met him; exchanged pointers~

[his-littlest.livejournal.com]

But I'm the best. You should treat me nicely.

[doesaxelhafta.livejournal.com]

You think I don't?

[his-littlest.livejournal.com]

Not nicely enough.

[anachromatic.livejournal.com]

Where'd you.. find it?

[destinedtinsel.livejournal.com]

It was on top of a stand. Where any little kid could've gotten it.

[anachromatic.livejournal.com]

On top of a stand where? I think it might be mine...

[destinedtinsel.livejournal.com]

[pause. stare. throws the plastic bag towards him.]

Have at it.

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

Give it to one of the Soras.

[destinedtinsel.livejournal.com]

That might be a good idea.

[twicekeyed.livejournal.com]

You might want to try one of the depressed ones. I'm sure it would brighten up their day.

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

That'd probably make it worse.

[imgoodnoww.livejournal.com]

No thanks.

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

...that's disgusting.

Who would go out and buy something like that?

Please explain to me why your first instinct was to pick it up
.

[destinedtinsel.livejournal.com]

[sighs.]

Would you rather one of the little kids did and ran around, asking what it was?

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

Hmm, that's a good point. That would be even more annoying and disturbing.

Still, why didn't you smash it from the start? Touching it just sounds...gross...

[destinedtinsel.livejournal.com]

[staaare.]

Considering it was on a raised stand, it'd be pretty hard to smash.

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

You need to master your magic. You wouldn't have to touch it. Just aim.