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[wheresmynotes.livejournal.com]

[this guy didn't even notice the change applied to the dressing room at first, just woke up and headed straight for the toilet like any other morning. Anyone near that bathroom might have heard a very high, shrill scream shortly after the door closed, followed by the small girl darting out, hands crossed over her chest. She's barreling down the hallway now, talking to herself in panic, and peeking her head around corners before she continues.]

What the heck is this who did it why am I a girl I don't want to be a girl I've always been really happy as a boy even though I'm sure mom wanted a daughter but I'm really really happy as a boy even though this isn't so bad as far as boobs go I'm glad I don't have those but oh god I don't want to have to team up with Larxene when we go on missions oh man I can't let them see me like thiiiiis.

Comments

[wandereringly.livejournal.com]

Yup.

[wheresmynotes.livejournal.com]

...

Coooool.

bold italics is kairi thinking~

[wandereringly.livejournal.com]

Wow... This the first time a human as ever replied like that...

Well duh. He has no idea what you guys did to the human race.

[wheresmynotes.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I've never seen an alien before! Why're you in a Kairi's body, though?

[wandereringly.livejournal.com]

Well my race can't survive outside of a host body for very long. Our race has currently started to colonize Earth...

[wheresmynotes.livejournal.com]

Oooh, weird. Cool, but weird.

[wandereringly.livejournal.com]

You aren't afraid or anything?

..We're parasites...

[wheresmynotes.livejournal.com]

Uh, no, I've seen talking skeletons here and everything. Aliens aren't as weird as guys taking off their heads and still talking. Should I be scared? You're not going to kill me and eat me or something, are you?

[wandereringly.livejournal.com]

S-skeletons?

I don't eat humans! That would be horrible!
[she really looks terrified]

[wheresmynotes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, a skeleton! And a ghost!

If you're not gonna eat me, then why should I be scared?

[wandereringly.livejournal.com]

W-wow! I've never seen things like that before!

Well... I'm just use to humans acting that way, I guess.