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*puts his hands up in a placating manner*

I didn't do anything! I've been with AmiYumi all morning, teaching her the wonders of being male. Like how to pee standing up.

... it's too bad there's no snow, or I'd teach her how to write her name, but you need really good aim.

[facepalming so hard at the fact that you just called her Amiyumi in front of Girlyku.]

Yeah, we didn't have anything to do with this.

[suspicious Riku is suspicious, but... that sounds like Ri, so she lowers her weapon, fidgeting. She hasn't worn a dress since she was twelve.]

That's disgusting, Ri. And stop staring before I hurt you.

[--PAUSE.]

Wait. AmiYumi?

But being able to write your name in snow is a VERY IMPORTANT skill! And you should be glad I appreciate how cute you are~

*then he grins*

AmiYumi is her name now, Riku-pi~! Unlike you, she likes her cute nickname.

It's Amina. I just know you would have come up with something worse if I hadn't stopped you.

[glaring something fierce, Ri. If looks could kill, you would be dead.]

I'm not cute. I haven't worn a dress since I was twelve, Ri, and I'm going to kill whoever did it.

[frowns, then smirks awfully wide.]

So, do I call you AmiYumi now?

Well, you look beautiful then, how about that? And maybe the DR did it to you, since everyone seems to be switching genders.

[glaaaaring now.]

No.

I don't want to hear it, Ri. And it wasn't this place - I know someone was in my room.

[smirkin' your way, Amina.]

Why not? You seemed pretty content with calling me names.

But you really are pretty! And it really IS a skill to write your name in snow. I can totally do it, and even dot the 'i' in my name in the right place.

And maybe a Heartless did it. Or one of those crossdressing psychos around. Who knows in this crazy place?

...Ri, your name is two letters long.

[D<]

Yeah, well. Uh.

Knock it off with the 'pretty' crap, Ri. It doesn't matter who did it - when I find out who, they're toast.

[may or may not be a little flustered by the pretty talk. She's this close to turning around to go steal clothes, but...]

So, AmiYumi, why are you male?

I know my name is two letters long, that's why I can do so well! But dotting the 'i' is really tricky.

And you're so ungrateful, Riku-pi. ;__; I'm just trying to compliment you.

Like I said, I don't know- I just woke up like this.

[and proceeded to freak out about it]

I don't want compliments. I want--

[sudden realization.]

Whatever. I need to go change. Have fun learning, AmiYumi.

*blinks at the sudden turn of events!*

... hopefully you don't turn into a boy too, but I'll be glad to teach you how to pee if it happens.

[still glaring at you, Girlyku.]

[smirks right back at her, and rolls her eyes at Ri.]

I think I'd rather deal with that on my own.

[she'll uh, be turning to walk off now. Ri and Amina she can ignore, but the dress would be harder to explain to Sora or Kai.]

*tilts his head and scopes out your backside*

... it looks good from the back, too, Riku-pi~!

[the way she slowed down was probably enough to tip him off, but here, have a Dark Aura blast sent your way Ri.]

D:

*he's caught off-guard and takes that directly in the face, the shock sending his body flying back until he's stopped by a wall*

[...well, she wasn't expecting that, and stops to make sure he isn't knocked out or something.]

*he's groaning in pain, but YOU MIGHT NOTICE SOMETHING WRONG HERE*

[...okay, now she knows that's not her fault. She's just going to walk back over to stand next to Amina.]

Ri?

*did you know, that when his Riku gets hit with the girly stick, he ends up busty and only as tall as Sora? yes, someone has just lost a foot of height and is now a bit top-heavy*

... unnngh... you're such a meanie, Riku-pi...

*voice changed too*

he's still staring~

flksdlhaha

she's gonna kill him

they didn't do anything that's their alibi

>D

better hope she never finds out the truth

learning to pee standing up is the absolute TRUTH

she totally didn't expect Girlyku to believe that alibi

she doesn't, entirely.

do not doubt the power of Ri being a retard

retard powerrrr

that's the thing; she doesn't

then she must totally believe Ri or he'll keep talking about pee

o-oh god.

*facepalm*

weeeeeeeeee?

dflkasjaha

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