kingdomdressing | (no subject)

...Ri, your name is two letters long.

[D<]

Yeah, well. Uh.

Knock it off with the 'pretty' crap, Ri. It doesn't matter who did it - when I find out who, they're toast.

[may or may not be a little flustered by the pretty talk. She's this close to turning around to go steal clothes, but...]

So, AmiYumi, why are you male?

I know my name is two letters long, that's why I can do so well! But dotting the 'i' is really tricky.

And you're so ungrateful, Riku-pi. ;__; I'm just trying to compliment you.

Like I said, I don't know- I just woke up like this.

[and proceeded to freak out about it]

I don't want compliments. I want--

[sudden realization.]

Whatever. I need to go change. Have fun learning, AmiYumi.

*blinks at the sudden turn of events!*

... hopefully you don't turn into a boy too, but I'll be glad to teach you how to pee if it happens.

[still glaring at you, Girlyku.]

[smirks right back at her, and rolls her eyes at Ri.]

I think I'd rather deal with that on my own.

[she'll uh, be turning to walk off now. Ri and Amina she can ignore, but the dress would be harder to explain to Sora or Kai.]

*tilts his head and scopes out your backside*

... it looks good from the back, too, Riku-pi~!

[the way she slowed down was probably enough to tip him off, but here, have a Dark Aura blast sent your way Ri.]

D:

*he's caught off-guard and takes that directly in the face, the shock sending his body flying back until he's stopped by a wall*

[...well, she wasn't expecting that, and stops to make sure he isn't knocked out or something.]

*he's groaning in pain, but YOU MIGHT NOTICE SOMETHING WRONG HERE*

[...okay, now she knows that's not her fault. She's just going to walk back over to stand next to Amina.]

Ri?

*did you know, that when his Riku gets hit with the girly stick, he ends up busty and only as tall as Sora? yes, someone has just lost a foot of height and is now a bit top-heavy*

... unnngh... you're such a meanie, Riku-pi...

*voice changed too*

[just gonna stand here and stare-- what, Ri might have a bigger chest than her.]

That's what you get for staring. ...Are you okay?

*has not noticed the change yet, more concerned with rubbing the back of his head to check for lumps*

It was a COMPLIMENT!

You were being a pervert. And, uh... I don't think you're going to be able to give out any more lessons today, just so you know.

*stands up shakily, glaring at you, and having to look up to do it*

You always think I'm a pervert-- when did you get so tall?

...you are a pervert. And I didn't. You got shorter. Pay attention, Ri.

*sorry he can't answer, he's too busy staring down, groping his own breasts to make sure they're real; you're getting an eyeful*

[...puts a hand over her eyes.]

Would you stop that?

*he pauses, one hand at the (now very loose) waist of his jeans, ready to shove them down and check more*

... RIKU-PI YOU TURNED ME INTO A GIRL!

[opens her eyes, glaring at him (her?) behind her fingers.]

No, I blew you into a wall. The room turned you into a girl. Hands above your waist.

But it's your fault, just like with the yelling thing!

*h-he raises both his hands up, which just lets his pants crash to the floor; p.s. Ri does not wear underwear*

retard powerrrr

that's the thing; she doesn't

then she must totally believe Ri or he'll keep talking about pee

o-oh god.

*facepalm*

weeeeeeeeee?

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facepalm