http://memory-issues.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] kingdomdressing2008-03-10 08:16 pm
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Okay, I am in a strange place with no idea how I got here. What's the last thing I remember?

...

Great. Just great.

I am getting some weeeeiiird deja vu though.

... it would probably help if I could remember how to call 911.

[ooc: Oh man, been meaning to bring this guy in for a long time now. Say hello to AnsemRetort!Sora, the amnesiac demi-god who has quite literally been hit one too many times to the head~]
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[identity profile] burn-orphanages.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, for fuck's sake. As if it couldn't get any worse.

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
...Hey, I think I kno-

...

[starts laughing his head off]

YOUR HAIR!

[identity profile] burn-orphanages.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, ha, ha, ha. It's absolutely fucking hilarious. Now can we MOVE ON or do I have to strangle you with the shoelaces of your oversized fucking clown shoes?

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Sora is suitably intimidated]

eep No sir.

...

*snickers*

[mostly intimidated]

[identity profile] burn-orphanages.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Good. Now go make me a goddamn sandwich.

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
*mumble grumbles* *points self in random direction in hopes of finding kitchen*

[identity profile] burn-orphanages.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[yells after him

AND PUT SOME FRESH SOULS IN IT THIS TIME. The last time you made me a sandwich the souls were stale and mouldy!

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
... *yells back* WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET SOULS AGAIN?

[identity profile] burn-orphanages.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
SACRED VIRGINS! I KEEP TELLING YOU THE SOULS OF PROSTITUTES TASTE LIKE AIDS!

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
OH YEAH RIGHT. OKAY.

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[After obtaining directions to the kitchen (http://community.livejournal.com/kingdomdressing/98871.html?thread=5360439#t5360439), Sora somehow manages to navigate his way through making sandwiches and then returns]

Here's your stupid sandwich *shoves at*

ACK YOU'RE BALD.

[identity profile] burn-orphanages.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
...

After I'm done my sandwich, you're going to die. *grabs sandwich and starts eating*

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Zexion said I had to go stand in the corner BYE! [is goooone]

this is making me hungry

[identity profile] burn-orphanages.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[decides it's too much work to kill Sora right now]

...meh.

[continues eating soul sandwich]
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