http://memory-issues.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] kingdomdressing2008-03-10 08:16 pm
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Okay, I am in a strange place with no idea how I got here. What's the last thing I remember?

...

Great. Just great.

I am getting some weeeeiiird deja vu though.

... it would probably help if I could remember how to call 911.

[ooc: Oh man, been meaning to bring this guy in for a long time now. Say hello to AnsemRetort!Sora, the amnesiac demi-god who has quite literally been hit one too many times to the head~]
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[identity profile] burn-orphanages.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, for fuck's sake. As if it couldn't get any worse.

[identity profile] oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
...*facepalms*

Goddammit, who let you out of your cage?

[identity profile] memorizexthis.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
You might wanna get your head checked out, kid, if this is starting to become a regular thing.

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
...Hey, I think I kno-

...

[starts laughing his head off]

YOUR HAIR!

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
... cage?

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
...

...

...

AAAAHH TWO AXELS WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! [spazzes]

[identity profile] burn-orphanages.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, ha, ha, ha. It's absolutely fucking hilarious. Now can we MOVE ON or do I have to strangle you with the shoelaces of your oversized fucking clown shoes?

[identity profile] oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, cage. You know, the big shiny box we keep you in?

[identity profile] memorizexthis.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[dying of laughter over here, excuse me~] Let me know when you're done freaking out.

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Sora is suitably intimidated]

eep No sir.

...

*snickers*

[mostly intimidated]

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't like the big shiny box so I left.

[identity profile] burn-orphanages.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Good. Now go make me a goddamn sandwich.

[identity profile] oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
*bitchslaps* No one said you could so you don't get to!

Now go stand in the corner for being a disobedient cunt.

[identity profile] asylumblue.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
You're weird. Maybe you need to see a head doctor.

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:01 am (UTC)(link)

... you're not scary and evil. Why are you not scary and evil? IT'S A TRAP.

[identity profile] memorizexthis.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
You're absolutely right, kiddo. I'm going to lure you back to my place and eat you.

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
*mumble grumbles* *points self in random direction in hopes of finding kitchen*

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
But I'm supposed to be getting a sandwich for Axel!

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
... I KNEW IT.

[identity profile] memorizexthis.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
You better run fast, Sora.

[identity profile] burn-orphanages.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[yells after him

AND PUT SOME FRESH SOULS IN IT THIS TIME. The last time you made me a sandwich the souls were stale and mouldy!

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I know what you are but what am I???

...

wait. ANOTHER ME???

[identity profile] oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
... fine, get Axel's sandwich, make me one too, DON'T FORGET THE MAYONNAISE THIS TIME, FUCKER, and THEN go stand in the corner.

[identity profile] asylumblue.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[grins]

I can only be one thing, silly~

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
... *yells back* WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET SOULS AGAIN?

[identity profile] burn-orphanages.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
SACRED VIRGINS! I KEEP TELLING YOU THE SOULS OF PROSTITUTES TASTE LIKE AIDS!

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
... *grumbles* Okay fine. [starts chanting 'mayonnaise' under his breath to try and remember]

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Already running]

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
...

[royally confused]

... okay then?

... do you know where a kitchen is? Or souls?

[identity profile] memorizexthis.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[cracking up, this kid is so much fun than the one in his world~]

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
OH YEAH RIGHT. OKAY.

[identity profile] asylumblue.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Kitchen is down the hallway. No idea about the souls though.

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
No souls huh. Okay thanks! *dashes off*

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[After obtaining directions to the kitchen (http://community.livejournal.com/kingdomdressing/98871.html?thread=5360439#t5360439), Sora somehow manages to navigate his way through making sandwiches and then returns]

Here's your stupid sandwich *shoves at*

ACK YOU'RE BALD.

[identity profile] burn-orphanages.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
...

After I'm done my sandwich, you're going to die. *grabs sandwich and starts eating*

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[somehow manages to find the kitchens and actually make sandwiches]

Here's your sandwich. AND I DID REMEMBER THE MAYO.

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Zexion said I had to go stand in the corner BYE! [is goooone]

this is making me hungry

[identity profile] burn-orphanages.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[decides it's too much work to kill Sora right now]

...meh.

[continues eating soul sandwich]

[identity profile] oreosforkidneys.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
*inspects* Okay, you get a star on the Good Boy chart.

NOW INTO THE CORNER, BITCH.

[identity profile] memory-issues.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'M GOING Axel's being scary again anyways. [stands in corner]
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