kingdomdressing | (no subject)

[excuse me, there is a tiny little bumper car toting a kitty eared shadow with a very large, and loud mouth.]

PYAW PYAW COMING THROUGH!

That's not--

[closes her mouth, why is she even having this conversation.]

YOU'RE A STUBBORN BUTTHEAD.

[fdsfsdg-- stares.]

I'm going to make Ri deal with you.

WHO'S RIIII?

He might as well be your dad.

[gaaaasp!]

It's his fault you're here, anyway.

I HAVE A DADDY!

[snicker.]

Yeah, that's right.

[SPAZ.]

I'M ALMOST HUMAN! MAYBE I CAN EAT COWS TOO!

...so long as you don't eat anyone's heart. Heartless don't normally talk, either.

You sure about that?

[have a glare.]

I said 'normally'.