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[excuse me, there is a tiny little bumper car toting a kitty eared shadow with a very large, and loud mouth.]

PYAW PYAW COMING THROUGH!

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[looks up.]

S'CUSE ME MA'AM BUT I MUST BE GETTIN' ME SOME HEARTS!

What the--

[...how do you even react to something like this.]

I KNOW IT'S SHOCKING BUT MY STOMACH IS HUNGRY SO EATING WOULD BE NICE.

[circles around in bumper car.]

[t-tries to follow it with her eyes. ...only succeeds in making herself dizzy.]

Sorry, you can't have the heart of anyone around here.

NO ONE? NOT A SINGLE PEOPLE?

No, not a single...uh...people.

THAT'S A SHAME, I can't just starve ...

[p-pout.]

...You can't eat something that's not hearts?

[secretly thinks it's so cute.]

BUT I'M A HEARTLESS THEREFORE I NEED HEARTS, IT'S ONLY LOGICAL RIGHT?

[read; I'VE NEVER TRIED.]

I guess so, but have you ever tried anything else?

... ... ...

...No, huh.

Want to?

I'M HUNGRY YES.

The kitchen's this way?

[motions, waiting to see if it'll follow her.]

[skitters over to its car, hopping in and zipping off behind Sora when she leads.]

[--well, then she'll lead it to the kitchen.]

What do you want to try?

FOOD.

[we'll go with anything.]

[...didn't she see a Heartless eating a popsicle the other day. opens the freezer and pulls one out, unwrapping it and handing it to the Heartless]

Try that.

[homphgomphom.]

WHAT WAS THAT?

A popsicle.

ANOTHER? Please?

Sure.

[pulls out another from the box and hands it to the Heartless before taking one for herself.]

[sugar sugar sugar. it tastes so good and it just keeps eating and eating.]

[watches it, kind of amused.]

MORE PLEASE!