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[Roxas is looking a little porky today.]

Whoever's responsible for this is getting a Keyblade to the face.

[oooooooh my god staring]

What are you looking at.

..You.

Then stop it and go laugh at someone else's misfortune.

[m-muffles his laughter]

Do you need help?

[eyeroll.]

No, I don't. In fact, I'd love to spend the rest of my life as a pig.

Suit yourself.

[leans against a wall]

That was sarcasm.

[laughs]

What can I help you with?

You can hold down the idiot that did this while I stop him to death.

[it's difficult to take him seriously when he looks like a fat lil' piggy.]

Ah...from what I have heard, a witch did it.

...the first Namine I see is getting mowed down.

[shakes his head]

Not a Namine. A witch. Taller, grown-up.

...Malficent?

[he might be going a little cross-eyed from all the complex murder plots being plotted.]

[shrugs]

I do not know her name.

--right, you can be the bait and I'll sneak up behind her and brain her.

Or you could~

[laughs]

Or I could just push you off a cliff.

Lacking in cliffs.

...off a staircase, then.

That's not very nice.