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[Kairi is sitting on the kitchen counter with an absurdly large bowl of ingredients on her lap. It hardly hides the face that below the waist, she's wooly and has hooves for feet, though. She's half sheep; she's a satyr; she's -- she's got a fluffy butt. With one hand, she's keeping a grip on the bowl to keep it from falling, but with the other hand, she's trying to stir through the mixture. It's too thick at the moment to manage with one hand, so she takes the bowl in both hands, hopping off of the counter-top only to turn around, set the bowl back down, and started furiously beating its contents with the whisk.]

(OOC: help her make a cake? :D)

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Ouch, I'm glad cake mix isn't an animal, because I might just feel bad.

[not so surprising though, this Axel actually has a heart. ... and a red panda tail. but that's it.]

[Kairi lets up for a moment to look over her shoulder, but then she's back to whipping.]

Well, there are eggs in here.

[Despite this confession, she takes a step back to open up some space in front of the bowl.]

Do you want to help? My hands are starting to hurt.

Well if you'd stop acting like they were alive...

[he sighs dramatically, then lumbers over with that tail a-flicking and his hands outstretched.]

What? Would it make you feel better to know they were dead to begin with?

[She wrinkles up her nose, but then she grins, passing the whisk to Axel. She catches a drip with her fingers only to tap her fingertips against Axel's nose.]

Don't worry. It was their... destiny.

[The grin was wider.]

[twists his face into some ugly scrunch, like it'll totally smear the cake batter off by wriggling it like a rabbit. when all else fails, he reaches up to wipe it off.]

Nonsensical women.

[he declares, then whips that cake batter like a begging whore.]

[She laces her fingers together, then pushes her palms outward in a stretch. She shrugs her shoulders, peeking up at him.]

I thought it might comfort you. Looks like you don't mind being rough anyway, though.

Some of 'em like it rough. Never heard a bowl of cake batter scream though, I've gotta say.

[keeps on with the whipping and the spinning, eventually setting the bowl down and taking liberty of cleaning the utensil with his face.]

Anything else you need me for, oh princess sheepy of the pink?

[Kairi just went pink in the face. Thanks a lot. She doesn't say anything more while he's finishing up, but his question sort of makes her feel obligated to speak again. Luckily, the color in her cheeks was fading into a pale that matched the rest of her - with an exception of the wool.]

My name is Kairi.

[She even puts emphasis on the syllables. KAI-RI. Like he's a little kid.]

And no, I'm just going to pour it into some pans and shove it in the oven for thirty minutes. If you want to come back to decorate it later, you can.

[this one seems untouched--well, actually, scratch that. she's got small, round ears atop her head and a long, straight tail behind her. meerkat? yes.]

--hey, you could just use the mixer.

Sure, but then I'd have to know where they hid the mixer.

[She offers a smile, then reverses her direction to stir counter-clockwise.]

Have you seen it?

[so she's helping to clear out the counter, smiling.]

S'over here...

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