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I found something a little while ago, but I'm not sure whose it is. I have no use for it, though, so -

Whoever tells me what I found can have it. If you give me a compliment, you get a hint.

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Aah, what does it look like?

BZZT. You have to compliment me first~

But since you're the only one who's showed up, maybe I'll give it to you anyway. Pity, I thought one of the Axels might enjoy it.

Well, thank you~.

Alright, I've got no other claimers, and I have copies anyway so here ya go.

[ shuffles around behind a filing cabinet where she hid them, and pulls out a 8x11 glossy photo of catboy!Roxas sleeping on his back, shirt riding up suggestively and looking generally molestable ]

I dunno if it's your thing, but there it is.

... [ Blink blink. Okaaaay. Sheepish smile. ]

Thank you again. This' going to someone else.

You can really hold down your vodka.

For my size, yes. It is a point of pride.

Your hint: I think you would probably use this item as a bribe. The item itself doesn't seem to be your thing.

You know, if you were my size, I bet you'd be a tough one to beat.

Now you're speaking my language.

It's flat and thin.

is it shiny?

Not particularly, more glossy, really.

...and you owe me another compliment for that.

Alrighty, gorgeous.

Hmm... it's not munny, is it?

Why thank you, I am~

Nope, not munny. But I'm sure you could sell it for a lot 'round here.

Well, we are both faer folk, even if I am sidhe and you seem to be a pixie. You seem a fine warrior for one of your kind. And contrary to what the Nobody says, I would wager you would have a chance at defeating him at your present size. ~~and if you wish to be of a different size, that is an easy thing to change~~

Hm, I think I like you. Nice to see someone who appreciates quality. It's better to let them have their illusions of grandeur, it makes it so much more fun when you pull the rug out from under them.

I'm quite happy with my present size, however. No need for extra bulk - no offense meant to yourself, of course.

None taken.

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