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[He decides to walk to work today. Not paying attention when you're walking through a city apparently leads to strange things. He looks around... Well shit. ]

Uh... Did I get lost?
..I knew I should have asked for a ride.

[He continues to walk around.]

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[just walking by with a fried shrimp in his mouth and a tray of Asian cuisine in his hands. he stops to take a long look at Hayner, but figures he's either not his or wouldn't want to see him even if he was.]

Roxas! Do you know where we are?
Also... Is Larxene letting you have a day off. So not fair.

Larxsheen..?

[murmured around shrimp can probably make him slur pretty bad, so he ducks his head and lets it fall out of his mouth, not bitten as of yet.]

Uh.. you must be new.

[s-smiles. but he's bad at this. he's scared he's going to screw up again.]

Yeah... Larxene. You know? Your crazy ass older sister?

Uh... New? What do you mean?

I'm not from your world.

[there's some weird guilty feeling spiraling in his gut, even if he knows it's not his fault Hayner's here.]

They call this place 'Dressing Room' but it's kind of like a big hotel that doesn't let you out. It takes people from other dimensions.

... so it's kind of weird, I think you're the second or third Hayner I've met.

Not from my world...?

Really Roxas. You're just messing with me. Where are we really? Did I take a wrong turn or something? I've always been pretty bad at directions...

And there is only one of me. I think I would know if I had a twin running around or something.

[... sets his tray down, then grabs Hayner's wrist, dragging him along.]

I'll show you.

Sure whatever.

[and he's taken down the hall to the main room, where he's greeted with the sight of Roxases in many sizes and colors. then over there are some Axels and Soras, the occasional Riku and maybe a girl or two of each kind.]

I didn't get it at first either.

There are... a lot of you.

[nods a little, letting go of Hayner's wrist.]

This place doesn't let people out. No one knows how. Even magic doesn't work.

[scuffs his shoe a little.]

So.. you're just better off finding a room to stay in. I can help.

[he thinks, at least.]

Well this is just strange.
And Larxene is going to kill me for skipping work... Shit.

Uh... I can find my own room, thanks.

Okay. Sorry.

[kind of lingers for a little before he goes back to his tray, picking it up and heading off.]

Hayner?

Seifer?
...
You are my world's Seifer, right?

If by 'world' you mean 'I have no fucking clue what's going on', maybe.

I do know those pants are way too tight.

That makes two of us.

Pfft... Anyone could tell that.

Just thought I'd share.

Well, if you're the Hayner I know, then you know my dad has that bad habit of shouting 'Hellfire!' at me, considering I like cock. And if you're not the Hayner I know, then... Oh well. Awkward or something.

Yup. Your Hayner then.
Also, nice word choice there. If it wasn't actually me I think you would be getting punched right about now.

Awesome. And hey, at least I'm straightforward about it.

So do you know what the hell we're doing in here?

Yeah yeah... Sure.

Uhm... We are at some place were people from other worlds go. Or something...
All I know is that there are multiples of everyone.

Damn, and I thought the lamers in the kitchen were too much. Christ, if I meet myself in here...

Oh wow... A second Seifer?
Nope. One's enough of you.
And you two would probably have fun insulting people with names like "lamers".

It's a good name. Versatile, and that kinda crap.

Oh wow! Versatile? That's a big word, isn't it.

Yeah yeah, my vocabulary's not that shitty. Seriously.

Pfft.
For someone who uses the word "lamers" I think it is.

I told you, "lamers" is a really useful word. What crawled up your pants this morning, blondie?

And how the hell did it get there?

Hey!
Pants jokes are in bad taste. We've gone over this.

Wait... So if we can't leave this place I don't have to work for Larxene anymore, right...?
I need to find a change of clothes...

Go over it again.

Guess so. Don't have to do anything else, either. Oh, now you'll take them off. Gee.

I don't have a choice but to wear the stupid pants. Jokes about them are not allowed. Stop smirking!

Shut up. God... Where can I find better pants around here, anyway?

But Hayner. Hell if I know. I've been here like an hour. Guess you'll have to walk around without them.

I think I'll live with these pants until I find a place to get new ones, thanks.
I still have to find a room to stay in as well... Damn.

I won't complain. Besides, they're not my pants.

Huh. Me too.

Well duh... You're lucky that you get to wear pants that actually fit.

Yeah... Roxas told me that I should find one.

'Cause I don't work at that shitty club like you do.

Roxas, huh? Roxas who hates my guts, or one of those Roxas...es?

Yeah. Don't rub it in my face. I should really just quit that stupid job...

No. Another one. Not ours.

Well, you're stuck here, right? There you go, it quit for you.

Tch, they're everywhere.

So, a room?

Oh... Good. Hopefully she wont kill me if we get back, though.

Yeah...

Uh... Where are they, anyway?

Just quit.

I don't know, I've been here like an hour, remember?

(little!Kairi isn't little anymore, thanks to an aging potion.
she still acts like a 10-year-old, though.
right now, she's eating a popsicle, in that way only kid's eat it)

Kairi!

Hey... Are you my world's Kairi...?

Prob'ly not. Sorry.

Oh well...
Dang.

Nice to meet you, though...?

Nice to meet you, too!

(well, this one's energetic)

What's your name?

Oh!
My name's Hayner.

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