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[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

[Feffiroff never quite realized exactly how much his life revolved around stalking Clod until Clod was nowhere to be stalked. So. He's bored. Haff a ffign]

[and yes, he is sitting under that sign and hoarding a giant cooler full of popfficleff.]

Comments

[proudmage.livejournal.com]

Popfficleff?

[it's said slowly as she tries to work out exactly what that is.]

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

Yeff, popfficleff~ [opens cooler, takes one out and waves it around] Ffee?

sdjkfh everything he says I crack up I'm sorry

[proudmage.livejournal.com]

[looks at the popsicle and tilts her head]

...what is it?

That's sorta the intention so 'sokay~ XD

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

... [perplexed Feffiroff is perplexed]

It'ff a popfficle. You eat it. It'ff deliffouff. You want to conffert to the darkneff ffor it.

I figured as much XD

[proudmage.livejournal.com]

[curious Kairi has never seen a popsicle before!]

I gathered that it's something to eat, but what is it?

[ignoring the darkne...ff comment. also starting to mentally replace the 'ff's with what she's pretty sure he's trying to say]

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

Iffe and ffugar and chemical fflaffouring mofftly. IT IFF FFERY GOOD~

[proudmage.livejournal.com]

[...it's a really good thing she's used to dealing with people with accents.]

Oh! Like... oh, what was it called... the Gnomes started making it a few years back... ice cream?

[at least, she's pretty sure that's what it was called.]

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

[she's handling it very well~]

Yeff, quite ffimilar. Ffough ffefe are much more ffruity and much leff creamy.

[proudmage.livejournal.com]

[well when you deal with more than eight different races with varying levels of Common fluency, you need to learn how to interpret accents]

Sounds wonderful. Can I try one?

[still ignoring the darkness thing, yeah]

[vbs-girl.livejournal.com]

(little!Kairi is now normal sized. she waves)

Hi!

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

Hello ffere. Why don't you giff in to the darkneff, we haff popfficleff~

[vbs-girl.livejournal.com]

(st-still doesn't understand what he says, but OH WELL)

I'm tall now!

(:D)

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

[... wait she seems vaguely familiar]

...

I didn't happen to bribe you wiff a pony a while ago, did I?

[vbs-girl.livejournal.com]

(d-doesn't know what 'bribe' means XD but nods)

Yeah!

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

... you do ffeem to haff aquired ffome height.

[vbs-girl.livejournal.com]

I drank this drink, and it made me tall!

(:DDDD)

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

...

Iff you eat ffiff popfficle, it will make you effen taller. But you haff to embraffe the darkneff firfft~

[LIES]

[shadowclipse.livejournal.com]

[ ]

Pop!ssssicle?

@$@&^ YOU KILLED MUN OF CUTE

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

[tiny heartleff what]

...You ffeem to be off the darkneff. You may haff a popfficle.

[grabs one from the cooler, hands it to him]

Thanks! <3

[shadowclipse.livejournal.com]

[ ]

Thanksss.

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

You are ffery welcome.

... you haffen't happened to haff ffeen a Clod, haff you?

[shadowclipse.livejournal.com]

[ ]

...C-Clod?

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

Blond, ffpiky-haired, likeff to emo, teef ffimilar to my own?

[shadowclipse.livejournal.com]

[ ]

Teef.

[ ]

Teef?

Mun apologizes for both late reply and Feffiroff's teaching of words wrong ><;;;

[shexy-teef.livejournal.com]

Yeff, teef like ffeeffe oneff. [points at them too] FFo haff you ffeen him?