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[The mop has been ditched, Maffamune has been found, as well as a little bit of his dignity. Clod, however, is still distinctly MIA]

How an entire dreffingroom ffull off people can't tell the differenffe between a Clod and a Cloud when ffere are hardly any Cloudff at all to be conffuffing him with I ffall neffer know, but thiff iff getting completely ridiculouff.

FFO HAFF ANYONE FFEEN A FFETFFER?

Come now, there'ff only ONE off him FFURELY IT IFF NOT THAT DIFFICULT.

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[Trying so hard to translate that.]

Ffetffer?

[boobs, check]

He'ff probably hit on you at ffome point already. Poffibly multiple timeff.

[Oh right that...wait, you did not just look at her chest, right?]

Oh, you mean Setzer?

[He did. Had to make sure she was Ffetffer-bait~]

Yeff I mean Ffetffer. Do you know where he iff?

I'd ask iff you'd ffeen Clod but the anffwer iff alwayff NO and it'ff irritating.

[If you look again, she'll kick you in the balls.]

I've seen him before. He's around here somewhere...

[Good thing he's Clod-sexual then. And he'd dodge. He's enough of a Sephiroth to manage that.]

CLOD iff suppoffedly around here ffomewhere and yet haff remained unfound ffor ffefferal monthff.

Ffpefficff would be ffar more uffeffull.

...Ffpefficff? [Hard time saying it. And she's getting distracted by the teeth again.]

DETAILLFF WOMAN. [frustrated Feffiroff is frustrated]

........[Sorry, but she just burst into laughter.]

[BRANDISHES MAFFAMUNE]

IFF NO ONE IN FFIFF DREFFINGROOM CAPABLE OFF GIFFING UFFEFULL INFFORMAFFION?

[I'M FUCKING DYING OVER HERE]

[I LOVE YOU]

[YAYZ LOVED~]

YOU FFERE. HAFF YOU FFEEN A FFETFFER OR A CLOD?!

(giggling)

Giggleff are not an anffwer. FFETFFER. OR CLOD. HAFF YOU FFEEN FFEM?

(stop giggling Kairi, it's not polite. she shakes her head)

No.

[FACEPALM. Hold your temper and remember the rainbow ribbonff Feffiroff, Clod won't be happy if you go attacking chilluns. Corrupting, however, is a go.]

Alright ffen little girl. Haff anyone told you the wonderff off the darkneff reffently?

(t-totally doesn't understand a word of what you're saying)

The what?

The darkneff off courffe. WE HAFF CANDY~

But I've got my own candy!

(fishes a bag out of her pocket, with candy from the pinata room)

See?

But do you haff ffmoreff?

(nods)

Yeah!

...[well that's stumped him]

... toaffter offenff?

(catches 'toast')

I can get toast from the kitchen.

[What the. He must be losing his touch or something. what do little girls even like anyways?]

...

...

...

A pony?

(hmm...considers that)

What would it eat?

...Pony ffood.

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