ext_292745 ([identity profile] hotheadedgod.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] kingdomdressing2008-07-17 09:13 am
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Aren't we all lookin' lively. Really, being around you crowd is about as fun as choking on a cinderblock. You should all try it, huh?

Some of you pint-sized little mortals might, y'know, actually shut up for half a second.

S'OKAY I FORGIVE YOU

[identity profile] petitblossom.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't know a lot about manipulating people then. If you poisoned candy and set it out, I bet you'd get better results.

[says this all very matter-of-factly]

[identity profile] petitblossom.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You look kind of lame for a God.

[identity profile] petitblossom.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would I be jealous of someone who's bald and looks like he lost a fight with a bucket of blue paint.

[identity profile] petitblossom.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[scoffs.]

Who taught you that one, your mom?

[identity profile] petitblossom.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't tell me you're actually pulling those lame sayings from your own head.

[identity profile] petitblossom.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. Even that sun god's better than you.

[losing interest, walking away]