kingdomdressing | (no subject)

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Chicken sounds good, actually. Wonder if those yellow birds taste like it. What're they called? Chocobirds...?

No, man, not chickens. Chickens don't get big enough to ride.

Well, maybe you could, shorty.

I'm not a chicken, so it's a moot point.

[but his feathers do seem slightly ruffled.]

Oh, I meant you could probably ride a chicken, but if you want me to ride you, that can be arranged too.

Or you could just ride right off of a cliff.

You say that after I helped you with your burns?

It was an Axel that burned me in the first place, so that doesn't count.

[looks uncomfortable, though.]

We're not all the same, you know.

Prove it.

I haven't hurt you yet, have I? Haven't hurt any of the other Roxae here either. Ask any of them.