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kingdomdressing2008-03-05 10:45 pm
ravenonmysoul.livejournal.com) wrote in kingdomdressing2008-03-05 10:45 pm
JEFFIROTH
*Suddenly, Nobuo Uematsu and a 100 person syphony orchestra parachute in from nowhere. They begin to play an incredibly epic peice, complete with Ominous Latin Chanting.
From the heavens descends a figure with auburn-barkish-sienna-silver hair that extends to almost his ankles, blood gore sanguine red eyes, an outfit consisting entirely of leather and death midnight raven feathers, which match his wings – one which is feathered with those self-same death midnight black raven feathers, the other of which is leathery like a the wings of the bleakest demon spawn of the blackest pits of hell. He carries a massive katana, longer than he is tall, and has on gloves tipped with the blackest claws. He lands, more or less gracefully, then attempts to draw his katana... and almost falls over.
Straightning himself, he proceeds to speak.*
AT LAST I HAVE ARRIVED. I, THE GREAT JEFFIROTH!
*at this, the Ominus Latin Chanting echoes his words: JEFFIROTH!*
COWER IN FEAR MORTALS FOR YOU FACE YOUR ULTIMATE DOOM! IT IS I! JEFFIROTH! THE BLACK TERROR OF DEATH WHO IS DEMON AND SERAPH AND ALSO HUMAN, THE BLEAK DOOM WHICH COMES IN THE NIGHT WHO WILL SHEATHE SEVEN FEET OF SHINING STEEL IN THE SOFT WELCOMING FOLDS OF YOUR WET INTERNAL ORGANS BEFORE YOU ARE EVEN AWARE OF MY FELL AND TERRIFYING PRESENCE EXCEPT YOU WILL HAVE A VAGUE SENSE OF FEAR IN YOUR HEART BEFORE I ARRIVE AND SLAY YOU! I, JEFFIROTH, UPON WHOSE SOUL DARK RAVENS PERCH UPON A LABYRINTH OF BLOOD RED THORNS OF BLACK ROSES UNDER AN UNMERCIFUL MOON OF DARKNESS IN A CLOUDED STORMY SKY, WHO CAW FOR VENGEANCE AT THE BLEAK ETERNITY OF LIFE. I, JEFFIROTH...
*this continues for quite some time.*
[OOC: Jeffiroth, from Those Lacking Spines. No, not Feffirof despite the avatar. JEFFIROTH!]
From the heavens descends a figure with auburn-barkish-sienna-silver hair that extends to almost his ankles, blood gore sanguine red eyes, an outfit consisting entirely of leather and death midnight raven feathers, which match his wings – one which is feathered with those self-same death midnight black raven feathers, the other of which is leathery like a the wings of the bleakest demon spawn of the blackest pits of hell. He carries a massive katana, longer than he is tall, and has on gloves tipped with the blackest claws. He lands, more or less gracefully, then attempts to draw his katana... and almost falls over.
Straightning himself, he proceeds to speak.*
AT LAST I HAVE ARRIVED. I, THE GREAT JEFFIROTH!
*at this, the Ominus Latin Chanting echoes his words: JEFFIROTH!*
COWER IN FEAR MORTALS FOR YOU FACE YOUR ULTIMATE DOOM! IT IS I! JEFFIROTH! THE BLACK TERROR OF DEATH WHO IS DEMON AND SERAPH AND ALSO HUMAN, THE BLEAK DOOM WHICH COMES IN THE NIGHT WHO WILL SHEATHE SEVEN FEET OF SHINING STEEL IN THE SOFT WELCOMING FOLDS OF YOUR WET INTERNAL ORGANS BEFORE YOU ARE EVEN AWARE OF MY FELL AND TERRIFYING PRESENCE EXCEPT YOU WILL HAVE A VAGUE SENSE OF FEAR IN YOUR HEART BEFORE I ARRIVE AND SLAY YOU! I, JEFFIROTH, UPON WHOSE SOUL DARK RAVENS PERCH UPON A LABYRINTH OF BLOOD RED THORNS OF BLACK ROSES UNDER AN UNMERCIFUL MOON OF DARKNESS IN A CLOUDED STORMY SKY, WHO CAW FOR VENGEANCE AT THE BLEAK ETERNITY OF LIFE. I, JEFFIROTH...
*this continues for quite some time.*
[OOC: Jeffiroth, from Those Lacking Spines. No, not Feffirof despite the avatar. JEFFIROTH!]
...WHY HAVE I NOT HEARD OF JEFFIROTH BEFORE NOW D:
[congratulations, you have rendered Feffiroff speechless! Now he has an inkling of how those Sephiroths felt]
I DO NOT KNOW BUT I APOLOGIZE FOR THE HORROR.
MAYBE THIS IS ONE OF MARLY-DONO'S FLAWED COPIES? HE DID MENTION SOME FAILURES.
WELL GUTLESS WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF.
Re: I DO NOT KNOW BUT I APOLOGIZE FOR THE HORROR.
You, howeffer, seem to haff ffome problem wiff your volume control. Iff your hearing perchanffe lacking in ffome way?
Re: I DO NOT KNOW BUT I APOLOGIZE FOR THE HORROR.
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... and you talk like thiff all the time? Not jufft for dramatic emffaffiff?
How haff you not lofft your voiffe by now.
How haff efferyone you talk to not gone deaff[OOC: so apparently I fail at speaking in subject titles :P NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE HORROR I AM THE ONE WHO BROUGHT IN FEFFIROFF AFTER ALL XD Mun must investigate this Jeffiroth later~]
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[ooc: he does not actually use ALL CAPS in the source material; however for the rp he was in I chose to for comedic effect :3 ]
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...impreffiff.
Watch out ffor the offer Feffiroffsh wiff teef your ffiffe. They attacked me at our ffirfft meeting, and a little voiffe tellff me that their reaction on meeting you will be raffer ffimilar~
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OR LIKE SOMETHING ACTUALLY I KINDA WANT A MOUNTAIN DEW.
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*pant pant gasp*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Mother of Light. *almighty facepalm*
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Well, what're you going to do now? I think exterminating will be.. Well, if you could, you would have already, right?
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[OOC: MSN LIES u r ttly online XPPP]
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FFtop being ffo perfferted.
[ because I shouldn't even be on, sob. I SHOULD be doing my reading for English D: ]
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[ooc: oh man neither should I. History quizzes + writing assigments + philosophy essay + english midterm due on thursday and friday make for one unhappy mun... wait, crap I didn't realize it was even that much DDDDX]
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