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[well would you look at that. there's Vexen, passed out on a couch, his tie loose, his jacket over his head. seems he's sleeping pretty heavily.]

(OOC: I'm in the mood for Vexen torment. >>; If you feel like tormenting him in any way short of killing him, feel free.)

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[just looms over him, staring down.]

Now, who would be so silly as to leave a perfectly good body laying around.

[fast asleep, snoring quietly, doesn't even register that someone's so close]

Vexen?

[Pokes her nose in his ear, as if nudging him]

[flails agh wet nose in ear whyyyy, manages to get himself tangled in the jacket and falls off the couch, hope you moved out of the way]

[adashg gets out of the way]

You okay?

[....has somehow managed to tangle himself severely in the jacket, and it looks like his tie is in the mess too. he can't move his arms and he's kind of stuck in an awkward position, his legs still on the couch]

...no.

Yeah, you don't look so good.

[starts trying to tug himself free, squirming]

Very observant of you.

[twists and turns and all that happens is he falls off the couch completely. great.]

*starts rifling through Vexen's pockets to see if he has any munny or valuables*

[might have a few pens or pencils, but not much else. has everything valuable in his briefcase, which is safely hidden elsewhere, sorry to say.]

*failing munny, Paine goes for mischief. She pulls out a pen from one of his pockets and begins drawing on his face*

[mumbles something incoherent and shifts to the side]

*his movement causes a big squiggle over her drawing, so she licks her palm and starts rubbing on his forehead to try and get it off*

[face scrunches slightly at the odd sensation, moving an arm up to lazily swat at whatever's near his head, still asleep]

*she dodges the swatting hand just in time; she's got practice with that sort of thing. She manages to finish the drawing, however, and she backs up a bit to look at her work:

A large doodle of a penis can be seen on Vexen's forehead with the message 'AXEL, I WANT YOUR COCK IN ME' written underneath it.

She snickers before zooming out of the blast area*

[groans and rolls over, ends up falling off the couch with a thump. winces and sits up, rubbing at his head-- brings his hand down to examine it]

...?

[why is there pen? reaches up and rubs at his head some more, smudging the doodle on it]

*Dammit, he's smudged the dick. This is no good.

There are suitable minor fairy magics for times like these. A wave of a finger, a little sparkly dust, and hopefully the ink'll slip his mind and gain a little of its own permanence. ...Hopefully. She wiggles her fingers and sends the dust towards Vexen. These tricks don't always work.*

[sneezes violently as the dust hits him before blinking down at his hand]

...what was I...?

[blink... blink... his mind's drifting thanks to that dust, if only because he's not yet fully awake and won't be until he gets himself some coffee]

*Phew, it looks like it worked. Paine zips off with a naughty grin on her face, and gives herself a pat on the back for a job well done*

[well, he's feeling oddly vacant, which isn't usual. so he gets up, collecting his jacket and slowly stumbles off to find himself some coffee]

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did someone say torment?

well hey there~

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...lol

she only wants a man for his assets XD

lmfao what's she drawin?

oh ho ho you shall see

you tease

kekeke

asfgsahf bahahahaha

this would be perfect if there were an Axel here >D

it would be, but I have to go to sleep ;; dang illness and long day

aw well, g'night then~

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