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Okay, you know what? I have no problem with doing people's laundry as they drop it off, but whoever keeps leaving me their nasty jizz-crusted bed sheets needs to cut it the hell out. That's gross! Clean up after it yourself!

[and those sheets are thrown down, this boy is stomping back to the laundry room.]

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[...snorts. She's not used to a little Sora either so she just kind of stares]

Maybe you should have said that a while ago. Why are you doing people's laundry anyway?

Because everyone here has their head up their butt and they're lazy and leave it behind like it's going to totally get done by some random force.

This place is so dumb.

Leave them alone enough and they'll be forced to do it or be faced with no clean clothing at all.

It can be, yeah.

No, see, there's other clothing laying around here that they just keep using and using because this place offers it freely, but what happens when the room's so full with dirty crap that you can't get in?!

That would teach them. I don't really know what other possible solution there is.

They've been doing what?

All they ever do is have sex and they're so messy! And then they just leave their mess for someone else to clean.

That's... That's filthy.

I mean I'm sure it feels great and I'm sure you're not thinking about the mess when you do it, but still, would it kill them to be responsible when they wake up the next day?

Huh? I can't hear you when you mumble.

That's so indecent! I mean, what folks get up to in the bedrooms is their own personal business, and no one else's. They shouldn't go leavin' evidence of it all over the place. Broadcastin' the fact... ugh. Don't people have any shame anymore?

I agree. It's stupid and gross, but everyone has sex after knowing each other for only two hours here.

Hmph. Whatever happened to romance? This place conjures up plenty of fairytale creatures, think it could at least manage somethin' like that.

I dunno..

[sighs.]

All I've been doing lately is laundry-laundry-laundry.

You shouldn't be cleanin' up other people's messes.

I wonder if there's a garbage room here? Should just throw out all the gross clothes and things, or somethin'.

I dunno. That'd get full too..

Eh, at least that seems to empty itself. Otherwise we'd all be swimming in garbage.

Doesn't matter, though. Not your problem.

[small smile]

It's times like that when I'm glad I am able to choose if I ah..."jizz" as you so eloquently put it.

... that's weird.

[blinks]

I'm sorry.

[shrugs.]

I can help you if you like?

What, do laundry?

[nods]

I cleaned frequently in some houses.

Let them do it. It's about time.

...Oh.

[shrugs]

What if they don't?

Then too bad, I guess. I'm done doing the job.

Oh.

[well, then he's doing it, sorting clothes and getting ready to wash them]

[and he's going off to find something else to do.]

No wonder everyone's talking about diseases here.

You're telling me. I'm hoping I'm not gonna get anything from touchin' them.

You could just stop picking up.

Well I'm not anymore.

There you go, then.

It's their problem if they sleep in their own spunk.

That's disgusting!

(shudders. ew. gross.)

I already do my own laundry, since I'd rather not have other people touch my clothes.

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