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[f1re0nthesun]

[here's a new arrival, an Axel with a Sunagakure hitai-ate around his neck, stereotypical Naruto sandals on his feet, and an otherwise plain outfit apart from the loose-fitting black jacket, vaguely reminiscent of an Org coat. Not that he needs flashy clothes; his hair does enough attention-grabbing on its own. He prowls around a bit, getting his bearings, then sprawls on a couch somewhere like he owns the place, one leg hooked over the back of it. Within a few minutes appears to be asleep, though he's probably not.]

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[f1re0nthesun]

Hm. Alright then~. [waits another moment, then launches himself off the couch with the kind of speed that only ninjas and large African cats have, tackling Vexen to the floor and sending the briefcase flying]

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[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

[tries to get away but can't and hits the ground hard, grimacing as his briefcase skitters across the floor and out of reach. oh, ow, back pain. he's definitely going to feel this tomorrow.]

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[f1re0nthesun]

[sits on him, grinning like a madman] Man, your reflexes suck. You wouldn't last two seconds where I come from.

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[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

[tries to shove him off] Well thankfully I am not from your world! Now get off!

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[f1re0nthesun]

[lolno. May be smaller and skinnier than Vexen, but knows where to put his weight and his knees to keep him pinned.] Hm, I would, but you're not that good-looking. [wiggles slightly]

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[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

[see that? that is Vexen being Not Impressed] Yes, yes. Terribly amusing but I wouldn't be interested anyways. Now move. [flatly, glaring up at Axel]

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[f1re0nthesun]

[see this? This is Axel Not Giving A Shit.] Hn, you science-types are all the same. I think I'd like to see you try to make me move, anyway.

Re: <333333

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

[sighs in annoyance] Very well. [did we mention Vexen can be rather flexible when he wants to be? have a leg coming up to kick you in the back of the head, Axel ♥]

Re: <333333

[f1re0nthesun]

[yelps, but is partially using it as a cover for the fact that he had a split second of advance warning when Vexen shifted his hips to kick. Very definitely doesn't lose his grip on Vexen.] Gosh, I bet you're just a blast to work with, if that's how you react when you're annoyed.

C-C-COMBO BREAKER

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

[damn, foiled. lowers his leg and settles back down, eyeing Axel with distaste] My co-workers generally do not tackle and sit on me. What is the point in doing so?

OSHI--

[f1re0nthesun]

[looking just the tiniest bit smug] I can see why. It's not really as much fun as with some other people I can think of. And the point, my good man, is that you need to lighten up a little.

WE CAN FIX IT. DIVIDE BY ZERO.

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

It is difficult to lighten up when one is weighed down by another's body. [deadpan]

*sob* I CAN'T, I DON'T LIKE MATH

[f1re0nthesun]

[snorts] All you had to do was ask, Vex. [and just like that is sitting next to him suddenly, the very image of casual] And I didn't know you had a sense of humor.

THAT'S OKAY I DON'T EITHER *pet*

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

[sits up, wincing as a muscle pulls in his back] I believe I did ask. [looks over at his briefcase to make sure it's still whole before glancing back at Axel] I am sure there are many things you do not know.

Re: THAT'S OKAY I DON'T EITHER *pet*

[f1re0nthesun]

Did you? I must not have been listening~. [grins cheerfully] And probably so, but it's not really important.

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

Obviously not. [eyeroll, goes to get up- sits back down again, grimaces] Oh wonderful.

[f1re0nthesun]

[raises eyebrows] Something wrong?

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

[straightens slowly, grimace still in place] I seem to have pulled a muscle in my back.

[f1re0nthesun]

[actually looks concerned. damn civilian types; so easy to break them by accident. not like playing with other ninja, where if you go too easy on anyone you get accused of being a pussy] Damn. I didn't mean to do that. I can fix it, if you like? [is totally working a genuine, Demyx-patented sadface]

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

[somewhat surprised by the sudden change] It is quite alright. I have suffered worse. [honestly he's just not entirely comfortable with human contact. he doesn't do it that often]

[f1re0nthesun]

[does this. moodswings like a pregnant woman, actually. also has no concept of personal space.] Stop acting tough and let me fix it. It'll take two seconds. [already oozing closer to pounce him again and force the issue if he doesn't give in.]

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

[suffering sigh] If you must. [doesn't move, eyes drifting upwards, frown in place]

[f1re0nthesun]

[pounces! but much more gently this time, and not really at all. just gets right into his personal space, tugging the dress shirt up with a quick yank and sliding warm fingers underneath to prod carefully at Vexen's back.]

[icy-chemistry.livejournal.com]

[would've preferred a little warning, but remains silent, though tense at the touch. he hasn't had skin on skin contact like this for literally decades and it's making him more than a little anxious]

[f1re0nthesun]

[pfft, warning, what's that? has noticed the tension, anyway. distracts him by poking the probable sore spot, where a knot is already forming.] That hurt?