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[Cue Vexen standing next to this.]

[OOC: For anyone wondering, that came about from this thread, and is totally not my fault. He's doing an anthropology experiment to see how many people can actually be convinced that it is/was an Axel. Please don't kill me? *holds up a Rem!shield* DX]

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Then again, since you're so fond of science, I say we test your little doggy out. Prove that it's an Axel.

I would rather not see him destroyed so soon. He may have your brain, but you forget that it still has the body of a dog. As such, it is incapable of functions a dog would normally be unable to perform.

And as a final note- there are very few differences to be proved.

If he's got an Axel brain, he can at least respond like an Axel would, right?

*bends down, gets eye level with the dog* Hey, dog-Axel. I'm going to find out which Roxas is yours, and then I'm going to rape him, kill him, and I'm going to do it all in front of you. Grinning.

[It just sits there B|]

Any Axel with half a brain would know you would never lay a finger on XIII.

*waggles finger under your nose* Not true. I know at least one Axel here HATES Roxas, and there are a few here I wouldn't mind killing.

I think the data you're overlooking is that MOST Axels would flip their shit at any mention of Roxas, specifically the one from their universe - even me. You'd get a chakram in the teeth.

Poochie here ain't doing anything, didn't even try to bite me. I'm going to say that THAT is a dog in a wig and you're full of bull.

...I see. [Ticks something off on a clipboard]

Your insight has been useful. Probably more than you would think. ~~And it isn't a wig. It's an artificial growth...~~

Glad to be of service.

So what's this really about?

I've decided to do an anthropology experiment. I'm not sure if it is disappointing or relieving to see that so many are not easily fooled.

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