Ladies' Night: The Reckoning

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

All right girls. Let's rock and roll.

The time: 9:00 pm on a nondescript Tuesday night that demands excitement.

The place: A little hole in the wall bar; lots of beer on tap, ask for a fuzzy navel and expect a blank look.

If you responded to my earlier post your tab'll be covered. That includes, um...Aerith (haveacuraga), 'lette (xiglette), Larxene (crushyourdream), Yuffie (onthe_scene), some sort of female Zexion (zexappealin), and Larxene (ofsadism). If any other girls show up they're welcome, but they're paying for their own damn drinks.

If any males decide to crash, I shall take that as a tacit admission they actually want to be female and shall assist in starting them on this path. That means I'll be castrating you, to the slow-minded.

Now ladies, let's have some fun~ With three Larxenes, that whole tab thing probably won't matter in the end anyway.

Comments

[unwaking-waters.livejournal.com]

You've not met me, I believe.

Hm. Can I have a mai tai, please? That'd be nice.

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

Hmm... not sure if this is the kind of place that makes mai tais... you can search around the bar if you like though. Scruffy won't mind.

[unwaking-waters.livejournal.com]

Not a big deal. *digs around and manages to scrounge up supplies*

Anyway, I'm from before your time.

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

Really? You don't look too old. Or are one of those time travel types?

Do you know the Doctor?[/lawlnerd]

[unwaking-waters.livejournal.com]

I was dead for a while. I think. I'm a bit fuzzy on the details, actually.

I also believe I was locked in your boss' basement for quite a long while.

Sadly, no. ((OOC: DID YOU ASK LUXORD YET))

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

Eww, my condolences. I could on for ages about how much I hate my boss... maybe in another drink.

But I gotta say... that's a little creepy.

((OOC: I HAVEN'T SEEN A LUXORD YET :())

[unwaking-waters.livejournal.com]

... speaking of which, I need some more. *finds gin and tonic* Yes. I was somewhat dead at the time, but do you have any idea how irritating it is for him to come down, every day, at exactly three o'clock, and rant to you about... nothing? He'd never really SAY anything, just babble!

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

Was he capable of not saying "heart" every other word? Because that was our staff meetings. [Takes a long hard hit of her alcohol] Man, makes you just want to harm him.

[unwaking-waters.livejournal.com]

It all just blends together after a while, doesn't it? Heart heart darkness heart darkness darkness Keyblade darkness KIIIIIIIIINGDOM HEAAAAAARTS darkness heart.

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

Don't forget "rage"; it's another one of his buzzwords.

I think we should come up with a bingo board for his speeches.

"Heart darkness rage KINGDOM HEARTS superior darkness..."

"Bingo!"

It would make meetings much more fun, for once.

[unwaking-waters.livejournal.com]

Oh heck yes.

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

I wish I could use my default solution: murder.

But I worked with Marluxia on that and it didn't turn out the way I expected :( :( :(

[unwaking-waters.livejournal.com]

Well, murder's a rather strong way of putting it.

Shame it didn't work out for you though. Maybe I would have gotten out of the basement faster.

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

Since we didn't know about you, probably not. Sorry. [drink drink!]

[stackthedeck.livejournal.com]

{ooc: YOU CALLED?}

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

((OOC: ZOMG ITS LUXORD.

LUXORD, DO YOU KNOW THE DOCTOR?))