Ladies' Night: The Reckoning

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

All right girls. Let's rock and roll.

The time: 9:00 pm on a nondescript Tuesday night that demands excitement.

The place: A little hole in the wall bar; lots of beer on tap, ask for a fuzzy navel and expect a blank look.

If you responded to my earlier post your tab'll be covered. That includes, um...Aerith (haveacuraga), 'lette (xiglette), Larxene (crushyourdream), Yuffie (onthe_scene), some sort of female Zexion (zexappealin), and Larxene (ofsadism). If any other girls show up they're welcome, but they're paying for their own damn drinks.

If any males decide to crash, I shall take that as a tacit admission they actually want to be female and shall assist in starting them on this path. That means I'll be castrating you, to the slow-minded.

Now ladies, let's have some fun~ With three Larxenes, that whole tab thing probably won't matter in the end anyway.

Comments

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

I'll start the ball rolling with shots. Whose in? [starts slopping vodka into a bunch of tiny glasses]

[haveacuraga.livejournal.com]

I'm in.

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

Cheers ;D

[Gives her two of the shot glasses, downing one herself]

[xiglette.livejournal.com]

[ Never really drank before except a few rare times, but she takes a drink. ]

.. Ugh. I want some of that other stuff from before~.

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

What was it called? I could try and find some for you.

There are many types of booze, after all :D

[xiglette.livejournal.com]

Vodka Cruiser!

[crushyourdream.livejournal.com]

I'm going to need to be a lot more tipsy before we talk about our feelings or lack thereof.

['sup shots]

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

Unless it's discussing our positive feelings towards kunaing that singing drunk in the corner?

[*points out the scruffy gent singing "Viva Las Vegas"]

[crushyourdream.livejournal.com]

I'm ready for that before the glass touches my lips.

[badass-fairy.livejournal.com]

I like booze.

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

As do we all. Have some vodka.

[badass-fairy.livejournal.com]

[ floats over towards the counter ]

Give me a... really small shot glass? Or maybe a thimble.

[staticstorm.livejournal.com]

I find that alcohol's dampening effects on my aim aren't worth the other effects.

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

Then perhaps you should play darts whilst the rest of us imbibe, my friend.

[Points out a nice target-- a balding fat man moving dangerously close to the karaoke machine]

[unwaking-waters.livejournal.com]

Hey, I have boobs too.

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

Well then, here's some booze. [gives shots yay!]

[unwaking-waters.livejournal.com]

Awesome.

[super-ninjagirl.livejournal.com]

Bring on the booze. I'll pay for my stuff. I even come armed with drink recipes.

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

... ok, you come sit by meeeeee~

What are you making? If you can make a mai tai the blue haired girl wants one.

[super-ninjagirl.livejournal.com]

I can make almost anything. Mai Tai? I'll give it a whirl.

[onthe-scene.livejournal.com]

All I've had is sake for the past... lots of months! Hit me up with some margaritas!

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

The other Yuffie can help you with that, she's got recipes. Until then, here's the tequila.

[onthe-scene.livejournal.com]

Oh, boo. Fiiiiine.

[super-ninjagirl.livejournal.com]

Hi other me! Margarita you say? Coming up! *mixes and slides glass over* Here ya go!

[zexappealin.livejournal.com]

I'll take a shot, if you may?