Ladies' Night: The Reckoning

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

All right girls. Let's rock and roll.

The time: 9:00 pm on a nondescript Tuesday night that demands excitement.

The place: A little hole in the wall bar; lots of beer on tap, ask for a fuzzy navel and expect a blank look.

If you responded to my earlier post your tab'll be covered. That includes, um...Aerith (haveacuraga), 'lette (xiglette), Larxene (crushyourdream), Yuffie (onthe_scene), some sort of female Zexion (zexappealin), and Larxene (ofsadism). If any other girls show up they're welcome, but they're paying for their own damn drinks.

If any males decide to crash, I shall take that as a tacit admission they actually want to be female and shall assist in starting them on this path. That means I'll be castrating you, to the slow-minded.

Now ladies, let's have some fun~ With three Larxenes, that whole tab thing probably won't matter in the end anyway.

Comments

[badass-fairy.livejournal.com]

[ floats over towards the counter ]

Give me a... really small shot glass? Or maybe a thimble.

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

Do they... do they even have a thimble here?

[badass-fairy.livejournal.com]

...

Fine, just give me a damn glass of vodka. But if I end up literally drowning in alcohol, I'll sue you and this little joint for all you've got.

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

[hands her the tiniest shotglass she can find]

[badass-fairy.livejournal.com]

[ floats up to the glass and wraps her arms around it, tilting the whole thing back to take a big gulp ]

Thanks.

[ she produces a large shiny jewel about the size of her head that looks bigger than anything she could possibly carry and tosses it on the table in payment ]

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

[gives it to the bartender. Not that he'll have it for look, snicker snicker~ ]

So, what's it like being a fairy? I imagine it's an interesting lifestyle.

[badass-fairy.livejournal.com]

It makes it hard to get a decent drink, for one.

...But I can get drunk on less than ten dollars. That's convenient.

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

A dream we can all strive for. Mai tai?

[pours a bit of Aqua's mai tai in a spoon]

[badass-fairy.livejournal.com]

...Sure.

[ hovers toward the spoon, grabs the edges, leans over and slurps up the contents like a vacuum cleaner before plopping heavily on the counter... or as heavily as a fairy can. ]

...Smooth. A bit sweet for my tastes.

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

Really? [Steals more of Aqua's Mai Tai!]

[badass-fairy.livejournal.com]

Really.

[ Goes back to her vodka, but this time she tilts the glass too far back and the entire thing tips over, soaking her completely in alcohol. ]

...Fuck. Not again.

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

I'd avoid fires, if I were you. [Refills]

[badass-fairy.livejournal.com]

There aren't a lot of those around here, are there?

Vodka is never good for leather. Ugh.

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

Alas, there are many Axels in this 'verse, so I can't guarantee that.

[badass-fairy.livejournal.com]

I'll assume Axels involve fire?

Oh well. I'll manage; I always do.

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

Fire and stupid, yes.

It's easy to avoid them though-- they all have giant spiky red hairstyles.

Oh, except one is bald now. But he has the same face as all the other Axels so you should be fine.

[badass-fairy.livejournal.com]

Stay away from redheads and balds. I'll remember that.

So why are you doing this, anyway? What's in it for you?

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

Making sure there's a good amount of females, and that they aren't leaving. I lived for a long time isolated from everyone but my fellow Organization members and a creature named Hades. I never wish to replicate the experience.

If free booze will prevent that, then that's all right by me. My ex can afford the cash withdrawal.

[badass-fairy.livejournal.com]

What's the Organization?

I think I've met a Hades before. He almost got me with a flyswatter.

Milk the bastard for everything you can~

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

A group of stupid, preening men and one woman. You're looking at her.

Oh believe me, I do~

[badass-fairy.livejournal.com]

That sucks. Men are stupid and annoying, mostly.

I had one for a while, but he was really lame in bed so I chucked him~

[ is a straightfaced drunk, but drunk nonetheless ]