because firebranded made me do it

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

I'm sure all of you (especially the ladies~) are missing everyone's favourite sport.

Struggle match. Anyone who thinks they've got half a chance against me: I challenge you.

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Where's the stabbing?

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

What a stupid looking sport. A foam bat? You can't make a person bleed off a foam bat.

...unless you take off the foam... hmm, perhaps I should get a Vexen on this...needs more research.

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

Well, aren't you a fiesty one. ;D

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

Feisty? I've killed men for less.

I'll let it slide this time. Explain this little game to me. Has anyone died playing it?

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

What's a little death in the name of a blonde beauty like you?

...Not under conventional rules. But for you, I can up the stakes.

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

Aww, you're a little in over your head. It's cute.

Ooo, tell me. Would it be bloody? Because I could go for watching some bleeding right about now. Ohh, ohh, could you beat up a Sora? I would totally be on board with watching that.

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

I can flirt my way out of anything, just you wait and see.

I have this queer feeling that your idea of a good game is less a competition and more a bloody fight to the death. And did you know that 'orgasm' in French means 'a little death'? ;D

Of course. The little runt wouldn't even stand a chance.

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

You might not want to press your luck, I can be a bit nasty when provoked ;D

Yes. [No trace of irony or shame] And actually I did, yes. The works of Marquis de Sade just lose a little of their flavor when removed from his mother tongue.

Aww, you're so sweet :D Get to it then.

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

You only provoke me further, my icy goddess ♥

L'amour est-il un mal dont on puisse guérir? I am sick with love, and only you can cure me.

With pleasure~

[thundering-lass.livejournal.com]

This is more funny than that time Axel had to kill Vexen. Tell me, what about my cruelty towards those around me and my personality screams "goddess"?

Now I'm no expert, but shouldn't you know a person for more than a day to fall in love with them? I mean, I know I'm gorgeous but still.

[Goes and sits outside of the ring, waiting eagerly for a Sora to show up.]

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

Uh, I suddenly remembered that I have to be elsewhere. Ta~!

There's lengths to which even I won't go.