because firebranded made me do it

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

I'm sure all of you (especially the ladies~) are missing everyone's favourite sport.

Struggle match. Anyone who thinks they've got half a chance against me: I challenge you.

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[digitalhibiscus.livejournal.com]

I'm standing by my opinion about your dramatic antics.

More like your loss, but I guess all is well~

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

[ eye roll ] This is why I stick to girls old enough to have a figure. Don't flatter yourself, darling~

[digitalhibiscus.livejournal.com]

I'm glad that you do, for my own reasons. Or else I'd call you a pedophile. Flattery is the last thing on my mind, Setzer.

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

If I didn't know better, I'd say you were insulting me. You cannot imagine how wounded I am by your callous remarks. This place has enough pedophiles without me adding to the collection.

[digitalhibiscus.livejournal.com]

If I didn't know better, I would have assumed you were being sarcastic. Yeah, but having you as one would just make it worse.

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor. I never use it, on my word. I should hope that blossoming young ladies like yourself wouldn't use such foul tones either. If I were a pedophile, I would probably be in heaven. This place is teeming with little brats demanding hugs and orgies.

[digitalhibiscus.livejournal.com]

...Right. Whatever you say, whatever you say I guess. ...I feel obligated to protect those kids now.

[ooc; Oh-em-gee. That just killed me XD;]

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

Finally you're talking sense, my girl. Of course I'm always right. That would probably be a wise idea, though they're probably scarred for life already.

[I only tell the gospel truth. XD]

[digitalhibiscus.livejournal.com]

You're not always right, Setzer. That'd be impossible. I only fear that they'll start to idolize those weirdoes.

[ooc; I just love your Setzer~ XD He's so hard not to love and bother.]

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

Impossible for some, perhaps. But for me - why, it's just another day of greatness. There are worse people to idolize than flamboyantly gay!Marluxia. At least they'd be harmless... mostly.

[ooc: Thankyou♥♥ KH!Setzer needs moar love. I shall spread his love 'cross the fandom in tribute!]

[digitalhibiscus.livejournal.com]

You're an interesting guy is all that I can say. You've got a point, but still. Idolizing any one of those creeps would be unacceptable.

[ooc; He does ;;~ good luck with that ♥ I shall bother him with Older!Zexian~ Y/N?]

ack sry for slowness, mun is tied up with epic shaving

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

I've been called worse. I'll convert you yet. ;D What are you talking about? Gay!Marluxia is the pinnacle to which every woman should aspire.

[DO. He needs more bothering to squash his over-inflated ego. :P]

this mun does not mind ♥

[digitalhibiscus.livejournal.com]

...I'll remind myself to stay far, far, far away from you then. ...I just threw up in my mouth.

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

So you say now. It was but the vomit of love.

[digitalhibiscus.livejournal.com]

And I'll still say it later~ Where did you learn your lines, exactly?