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Seventy-three, seventy-four, seventy-five...

Eighty-six, eighty-seven, eighty-eight...

Ninety-one...

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... they're all there, right?

*dear lord, Sora does NOT want to go puppy-hunting again*

Ninety-- Ninety...

I lost count.

You missed one.

I--

Here we go again.

I'll make it easier for you. Just let me roast a few of 'em and, voila! Less to count! What do you say? Deal?

Stay away from my puppies!

Or you'll do... what, exactly? Bite me?

S-so cute. [fidget.]

Twenty-five, twenty-six, twenty-so-cute--

I'll never count all one-hundred and one puppies at this rate.

My apologies ... [no, he's never seen a talking dog, but he's a crazy kid,so he's instantly in love.]

Quite all--

You speak!

I .. I do? [fidgets again. ohgod he wants to pet and cuddle them all.]

You can understand me, can't you?

I can, yes ...

This is amazing! No human has ever kept a conversation with a dog before.

Sometimes I wonder if I really am human. [biiig sigh.]What's your name?

You're no golden Labrador. My name is Pongo.

I may not be, but I've earned the name Patches. [shrugs, then reaches out to shake ... suddenly realizing he's talking to a dog, then embarrassedly pulls back.]

Nice to meet you.

Imagine that! I have a son named Patch. The pleasure is mine, Patches. [would have offered a paw had he waited long enough]

Cute~ [insert a squeak from the back of his throat. he really is a nut, isn't he?]

Very, but he needs to learn to manage his television time.

H-he watches TV? [if this gets any more adorable he might just start making fangirl noises, which is awfully unheard of.]

Thunderbolt is a popular television show in England and Patch's hero.

England! All the way over there? Jeeze, I'm from the US ...

I thought you were from another country. We're all from England.

How cuuute ...

It seems as though you have quite a few offspring.

Eighty-six of them are adopted.

I suppose that's more reasonable, but nonetheless, it must be difficult to manage so many of them.

They know Perdy and I love them. We crossed the country searching for them.

Ah, that's quite an achievement, especially for a canine.

You humans would be surprised by what we can achieve.

I could help you count!

Would you? I'd be very grateful.

[nods and kneels down on the floor.] How many do you have counted so far?

... Five.

.. Puppies and dogs, right?

...How'd you go and get so many puppies?

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