morning sunshine

[sugarninja.livejournal.com]

Uuuuggghhhhh...


Note to self. Never drink again, ever, in your whole life, at any point. Ever. Ever. Urgh. I feel worse than when I was kidnapped by that rapist and turned upside down.

This suuuuucks.

[holds head in pain.]

Bwuhhhh. How long does this laaaaast.

[faceplants in the couch with her arm dangling over one side]

Comments

[brave-warrior.livejournal.com]

I-I'm sorry. I just meant what people would typically consider normal. Like kissing and that. I...

S-sorry.

[sugarninja.livejournal.com]

But you didn't really answer the question...

What's so different about your way?

[brave-warrior.livejournal.com]

Ah, well, you see...

[nuzzles her neck and licks her cheek]

Like that, I believe.

[sugarninja.livejournal.com]

[... oh.]

[goes red]

well duh, yuffie.

[brave-warrior.livejournal.com]

Not too shabby, am I?

[tail wags]

[sugarninja.livejournal.com]

[can't help it, she giggles]

You're pretty confident there, Nana.

[have some pets]

[brave-warrior.livejournal.com]

[chuckles and lets out a low purr]

Yuffie gives the best pets in the world~

[sugarninja.livejournal.com]

No duh!

I'm Yuffie Kisaragi, man!

I do the best everything in the world!

[brave-warrior.livejournal.com]

Speaking of the things you do best, where do you think we should begin our search for the world's best materia?

[sugarninja.livejournal.com]

The Northern Crater.

....or somewhere almost as cool that isn't full of dragons and giant sword waving creepers.

[brave-warrior.livejournal.com]

Yeah... I was about to suggest that myself but then I remembered all the Tonberries that tried to make me their dinner the last time we went there.

[sugarninja.livejournal.com]

We... should go searching for that old legend about that cave that holds the ultimate summon! They used to talk about it in Wutai.

There's an island in the middle of the ocean and there's an island surrounded by mountains!

The legend goes that it was meeting place of the Knights of The Round Table, and their spirits lived on, crystallized within the lifestream and preserved on this island as Materia!

... Buuuut no one knows if it's true or not, cuz no one's ever been there...

[brave-warrior.livejournal.com]

So how do you suppose that we get there if nobody's ever been there? It doesn't sound like someplace that the Highwind could land...

It sure sounds fascinating, though.

[sugarninja.livejournal.com]

Easy! The legend says you need a shining golden steed, because the Knights all rode chocobos!

Don't you get it?! The Knights had Golden steeds!

[brave-warrior.livejournal.com]

Gold chocobos then! That sounds incredible!

Wait, don't they only come in yellow, blue, and green? Am I missing something?

[sugarninja.livejournal.com]

Well, they don't have Chocobos in the Canyon so you probably don't know but...

I've heard people at the Gold Saucer talk about real live breeds of Chocobo that are so powerful they can scale mountains and even walk on water!

[brave-warrior.livejournal.com]

Well if we had a pair of those, I bet we'd be able to get somewhere. The people at the Gold Saucer seem to have thought of everything. Are they funded by Shinra or something?

[sugarninja.livejournal.com]

Nope, Dio runs the place. He's just rich.

And extremely weird. I never did understand how he got the Keystone in the first place...

[brave-warrior.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's interested in hunting down legends too. Maybe we should have another talk with him about the chocobos then.

...But if we do, he'd better not make us do anything weird again either.