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When did the termite mounds get so squishy? This is gross!

[Leaps out of no where, only to collapse onto your back in one complete pounce.]

Rrr!

Whoa!

[ after a tumble, he's on four paws and growling. ]

Who are you?!

I'm Roxas.

[Tail thrashes excitedly, trying to circle you like a predator would his prey; or more like a cub would at play.]

What's your name?

I'm Kovu. The king of the Bad Lands.

[have a wolf-lion thing lounging nearby.]

Termite mounds?

Yeah... It's where I live.

You're not bothered by those bugs?

They know not to mess with me.

[grins.]

I hazard you strike the very fear of death into their little hearts.

Since I'm the king of the Bad Lands, I have to!

I'm not familiar with that place, unfortunately.

I said it's my home.

...Oh, it's you.

[frowns]

You're weird-looking.

[frowns more]

Whatever. You don't match.

I bet you can't even catch a zebra 'cause you're so weird-looking.

Idiot, there's no zebras here.

I bet I can find one!

'kay. Go, be free. Run fast.

[rolls onto his back, lazy]

You're the lamest lion ever.

[l-laugh]

Oh, I've been insulted. Whatever will I do.

[ grumpy now. ]

Why don't you fight me?

Because I'm like twice your size.

[ish. not really, but it makes him feel better to say it]

I can still beat you!

Riiiiight.

(she backs up, scared)

A lion?

Whoa! What are you?!

A human.