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[faggycomicnerd.livejournal.com]

[Flipping through mail, humming to himself]

Mom? I thought you were making spaghetti, I can't smell the sau-

[disturbance in the force]

...

Wait wait... I read a comic about this once.

[Just... standing there, holding the mail]

[ooc: QAF Riku. :l as Brian's BFFFFF Micheal Novotney]

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[forebodingly.livejournal.com]

In a comic? [blinks]

[faggycomicnerd.livejournal.com]

[head tiiiilt]

Uh, yeah.

[selfishprick.livejournal.com]

Well well, if it isn't little Riku~

[have an Axel draped over your shoulders, damn near purring]

[simplehero.livejournal.com]

[have a Sora shoving his foot up your ass, Axel.]

Jeeze, will you lay off for two seconds? You're all over everyone. Screw someone twice for once, you're like a crow.

[nooot very pleased Sora does not like Axels.]

[selfishprick.livejournal.com]

[glances over his shoulder, not very amused]

Hey punk, this is my Riku. As in, we grew up together. His mom's been scolding me all my life.

[simplehero.livejournal.com]

Oh, really?... my bad. Seriously though, I was still under the assumption that you were dating someone.

[not convinced.]

[selfishprick.livejournal.com]

I am dating someone, short stuff. The Roxas who draws is mine.

This would be my best friend, comic dork extraordinarie, who believes homosexuality and the suburban lifestyle go hand-in-fucking-hand.

[simplehero.livejournal.com]

I didn't ask for your life story.

[frowns, turning to walk off.]

Stupid heartless weirdo...

[selfishprick.livejournal.com]

[grabs the back of his shirt, jerking him close to his chest so his ear is pressed against his heart]

Try again, kiddo.

[simplehero.livejournal.com]

It's called a figure of speech, idiot-!

[shoves his knee up at Axel's crotch, trying to weasel away from him.]

[selfishprick.livejournal.com]

[shoves him away before he makes direct contact, wincing as that knee hits his thigh instead]

Yeah yeah. Don't get your panties in a bunch.

[faggycomicnerd.livejournal.com]

[sjhasdj argh! nearly dropped the mail he was holding]

You know, you haven't been in my super hero fantasies since we were kids. So please get out of my dream.

[swats at]

[selfishprick.livejournal.com]

You're not dreaming, princess.

[pinches his cheek to emphasize his point]

[faggycomicnerd.livejournal.com]

Ow!

[rubs the poor offended cheek]

Oh great, then where is this place then? Some sort of bizzaro world?

No... [eyes Axel suspiciously] You'd have a beard.

[selfishprick.livejournal.com]

[snorts]

Fuck that. I'd look horrible with facial hair - you know that.

[faggycomicnerd.livejournal.com]

You would.

You also didn't answer my question.

[wiggles away from him, waving the mail at his face]

And how come I've seen two Roxases so far? Did you perfect cloning and making a twink sex army or something?

[selfishprick.livejournal.com]

Some crossroads of dimensions or something.

[shrugs it off, a hand waving flippantly]

There's a bunch of us here... plenty of Roxae, Axels and Rikus to boot.

[sicksickboy.livejournal.com]

You might as well assume yourself in one.

Welcome to wonderland, grab a weapon and fight for your life.

[says this boy riddled in piercings with pants that can't seem to stay on both hips.]