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Look you guys, our raft worked! We're on a new world!

-- H- Hey, Riku? Kairi?

{ ooc; pre-Kingdom Hearts Sora~ }

Nice of you to show up, Sora.

There you are! I thought I got lost.

Me, lost? C'mon, Sora. What do you take me for?

Well we're always running around so we're gonna get separated.

[ ... someone's entertained. ]

W- Whoa...

Looks like you shrank.

Sh- Shrank?! Well you're... not real, so there!

Oh, I'm plenty real.

I bet I'm sick and hallucinating...

[ plop. here's a hand on your forehead. ]

[ aijgora ]

I'm gonna close my eyes and then you'll disappear!

Well, you don't have a fever. Are you sure you're sick?

Why do you look like Riku? What did you do to him?

[ can't resist having a little fun. ]

Because I'm future Riku.

... What does that mean?

Exactly what I said.

[ is surprised he can even say any of this with a straight face ... ]

I'm future Riku. From the future.

...

[ oh he's so doubtful, glaring up, waaay up, at this Riku. ]

Prove it!

You'll grow about four more inches, for starters.

[ holds up his fingers to indicate. ]

And share a paopu, and all of that stuff.

That didn't prove anything at all.

It proved I'm from the future, since I know these things.

What about Kairi?

What about her?

She has to change if we change too!

Find a future Kairi and ask her yourself.

Why won't you tell me?

Because I don't know everything.

[ shrug. ]

You sure know how to act like you do...

Guess I never change.

I'll never change either!

[tall riku, short riku, and here's a middlin' teenage riku.]

... [facepalm]

Okay, question. Do you know what a Heartless is.

How many Rikus are there?!

Uh... not exactly.

[gah, probably not his Sora either. Why are there three million versions of his little brother]